This 'll bring a tear to her eye on V-day

[keegs]

An aerial view of a half-mile-wide heart made out of manure near Albert Lea, Minn. Bruce Andersland created the Valentine's Day gift for his wife of 37 years in their farm field.


AP - updated 30 minutes ago

ALBERT LEA, Minn. - Nothing says "I love you" like a half-mile-wide heart made out of manure.

A southern Minnesota man created the Valentine's Day gift for his wife of 37 years in their farm field about 12 miles southwest of Albert Lea.

Bruce Andersland told the Alberta Lea Tribune that he started the project with his tractor and manure spreader Wednesday and finished Thursday.

 

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He finally found something to do with all that____ she'd been nagging him with

 

[NSBound]

Nothing will tug at your heart strings like a heart made of manure

 

[alchemysa]

Manure. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

In spring there will be a big heart shaped crop of something.

 

[CurlyDave]

I asked my wife -- she doesn't want one.

 

[studor]

Well at least he is not like Tiger or Clinton -- he is giving her the real stuff --- not just shooting her a line

 

[keegs]

AIN'T LOVE GRAND.......
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend痴 home for dinner one
evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc.The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly,
they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host,'I
think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your
wife those loving pet names 'The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell
you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago
and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old ***** what it is.'