What is the funniest thing you ever saw in operating heavy equipment

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There are a lotta stories worth a chuckle out there..So let's hear yours, please

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This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw your post.
Funniest thing I saw was a guy at work needed some topsoil. He was going to load his pickup using the shop skid steer. He was unfamiliar with the SS controls. He scooped up the first load and headed toward the pickup. When he got to the pickup he quickly released the joysticks and since the load was high the SS tipped and crunched the side of the pickup. I had no camera to capture this but the 4 of us watching burst out laughing. He learned an expensive lesson the day.
 
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Back in the mid seventies I was a laborer for an excavation company. The boss hired a new operator that had nicknamed himself "Rip". He even had the nickname on the vanity plates on his Dodge dually. One day, Rip and I were working in a large backyard in Beverly Hills. He was operating an International 125E track loader and I was running a hose trying to keep the dust down. At one point my hose kinked somewhere in the front yard. As I rounded the corner of the house coming back from unkinking the hose I heard a loud "WHOA!!" and witnessed the very tip of the track loader's bucket in midair as the machine flipped over backwards out of sight and headed down the steep hill behind the property. I reached the edge of the hill just in time to see Rip and the loader land in the neighbor's swimming pool. Rip was shaken up and a bit bruised, but pretty much ok. The swimming pool was a total loss. It didn't take long after that for Rip to earn a new nickname and an altered license plate. The nickname?.... Flip!
 
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I got the pleasure of watching one of those "hold my beer and watch this" events.
Guy gets on his friends CUT and is going to show everyone he can ride a wheelie. Pops the clutch and it dumps is stupid butt on the ground and the tractor is heading straight to the pond. The first thing stupid says is "your clutch is bad"
 
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Sixty years ago, in rural saskatchwan, there was a horsedrawn "honey wagon" that collected 5-gallon buckets of "honey from the 200 outhouses along the roads in Eastend, Saskatchewan. The old teamster used to let kids ride with him up on the seat in front of the open tank of the honey wagon. There was a young girl whom the teamster favoured to ride up there with him and he let her take the reins sometimes, while the team moseyed along the dusty gravel road to the hill a few miles south, where the honey wagon was dumped. One day the horses did not hold and the wagon tipped over on the hill and spilled everywhere. The young girl being quite spry was able to jump clear, unsullied, but not the teamster. He got well splattered in "honey". The Teamster jumped into the river below the dump hill and got himself washed off, then drove the wagon back to town, but left the young girl there on the honey hill, crying.

The girl's mother later drove out in her 32 chev to pick up her missing daughter and got the story. That day the teamster put in his resignation to the town (Eastend, SK.) and left town on the next CPR goods train out to Maple Creek. That train is still running, carrying only grain nowadays, but it is still called the Honeywagon Special. The town later installed sewers. The girl who is now almost 72 yrs of age (Judy) has a truck farm where the "honey hill" was located, nearby the Oldman river. Judy raises the best fresh veggies in the province, it is said. Nobody knows where Russel, the teamster went. Somethings were different in the old days, and some are still the same, in some places, but good veggies are still good veggies, in Saskatchewan. It just takes a little "honey" and a little irrigation water. The veggie lady still uses horses too, out there on the prairie. Horse exhaust is good for gardens, and grain is cheap. Good fresh organic veggies are pricey in Saskatchewan.
 
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Back in the 70's while working on my uncle's rice farm, an neighbor was hauling a 1650 Oliver on his trailer. He stopped at the shop for a minute but he didn't even pull off the road. When he went to leave, he had not binded the tractor and as he started to pull away, it rolled off the back of the trailer, and both front wheels popped off when they hit the road.

I jumped on the International 856 with a front end loader and lifted the front end of the Oliver and backed it off the road to the shop. It just so happened that my uncle had a spare front end behind the shop, and we had his Oliver back going in a couple days.
 
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In the early 70's I had dug a septic tank hole told the new guy to backblade a road for the tank truck moved my hoe to the drainfield area to start the drainfield. the kid backed into the tank hole cat was sitting on its winch with the blade sraight up lucky the truck was a GI 6X with a winch got the cat out cleaned out the tank hole and got done by dark the guy went on to an auto disaster we eventualy fired him after i caught with a cutting torch in a puddle of diesel getting ready to cut the fuel tank he smashed off a dump truck can't make this crap up.

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This is not a true story, but it is funny:

Mike applied for a job fror he and his side kick Charlie driving a big log truck in the mountains of BC. The boss was interviewing Mike to see if he was suitable. He asked Mike why he wanted Charlie to be hired too. Mike said I been driving log trucks for thirty years. Theres a lot of chains and stuff that have to be put on the load...and that is tiring work. I don't want to get so tired that I fall asleep driving, so Charlie is my swamper. He can sleep while I drive. Been working with Charlie for thirty years now. Gotta have Charlie.;

Okay said the boss.. Tell me if you were rolling down a steep grade with a big load on and your brakes started to fade..What would you do? Mike said" wake up Charlie, tell him to look and watch for the runaway lane entry, Grab a lower gear and hit the Jake on all eight cylinders and then turn up the first runaway lane we see. After she gets stopped, tell Charlie to check the load bindings.

"Good' said the boss. "What would you do if you were going downgrade at sixty and it was icy and wet, Then another truck pulled out of a side road, directly into your path without warning?
"Oh" said Mike. I would hit the air horn, slam on all the brakes, dynamite the trailer brakes and then wake up Charlie.

"Ok" said the boss, "but why would you wake up Charlie?" Mike said " Because Charlie ain't never seen such an accident as we are going to have!"
 
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I have a Woods 650 backhoe for my tractor. I used to do a fair bit of "custom" work with it as it was small and light and I could get into tight places without tearing up the landscaping.

Feller called me, said he'd decided to reactivate an old well to use for watering his garden, and would I come dig up the well head for him? He know right where it was, wouldn't take but a few minutes.

Loaded up, went over and he was wandering around with his witching sticks to locate the exact spot to dig. After a moment he scuffed a mark in the lawn with his heel and said "Dig right there, it's down about 3 or 4 feet."

Dandy, I set up and commenced digging. Sure enough, at about 3 1/2 feet I hit something. Something white, PVC, about 4" in diameter. One of the laterals on his septic drain field.

He scratched his head for a bit, witched around a bit more and marked another spot. I sat up and dug and hit MORE white gold.

Long, LONG story short, I dug up his septic system in four different spots and never did find his well. Seeing as I was just digging where he told me, he realized he was in no position to try to hold me responsible for the damage.

Never did hear how much it cost to get it fixed or if he ever did find the old well.
 

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