One other item, if you look at the manufacturers towing guides, they list (at least for 5th wheels) maximum frontal areas. There may be a listing for slide ins (I know, OP has a Burb). Part of the comments on 'pushing a brick'.
Just another data point. Judging by the rigs I see on the road, not many (any?) of the recreational 5th wheel crowd are aware of this.
It's more hassle (maybe even money after selling what you have) to consider buying the right vehicle, but you will be happier. Yeah, you can make you Burb work, but you'll at the least wear it out sooner, and at the most regret the accident you were in (that was avoidable).
Hard le$$on to learn: spec the load/trailer, then buy the truck.