Why is it that?

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Cliff_Johns

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Why is it that all my Phillips head screwdrivers magically turn into straight ones?

Why is it that if I broke a drill bit last week, that's the one I need today?

Why is it that the grass dies and the weeds thrive when we have a drought?

Why is it that if you have a 3.5" chipper, all the logs are 3.51"?

Why is it that if you need the spade shovel, that's the one shovel that is at fartherest possible point from where you are?

Why is it that if you want to scoup from your dirt pile, some bees always seem to have built a nest there and quickly become annoyed by your activities?

Why is it that the dog only barks when your trying to take a nap?

Why is it that people whine about life's little annoyances all the time?

Still, several things went right today.

Cliff
 
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Cliff for the answer to your questions you'll need to ask a guy named Murphy. I understand that he has all the right answers to life's little puzzles. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Glad part of your day went well anyway, it was a beautiful autumn day here in Ohio and we're planning some seat time tomorrow to help a friend out.
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Cliff for the answer to your questions you'll need to ask a guy named Murphy. )</font>

The problem with Murphy's law is that it can't be trusted.

Cliff
 
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You guys talkin about me behind my back. And you can always trust Murphy's law, I guarantee it is always right there with you. Just ask my wife who didn't believe it until she married me. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


murph
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( The problem with Murphy's law is that it can't be trusted.)</font>

Murphy was an optimist.

Dave
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( </font><font color="blueclass=small">( Cliff for the answer to your questions you'll need to ask a guy named Murphy. )</font>

The problem with Murphy's law is that it can't be trusted.

Cliff )</font>

From what life has taught me, Murphy was/is an optimist........................... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( </font><font color="blueclass=small">( The problem with Murphy's law is that it can't be trusted.)</font>

Murphy was an optimist.

Dave )</font>


Proof that one should read an entire thread before posting. (See my post above this one)

Oh well.... Great minds think alike(?)
 
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And I thought those things only happened to me. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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And why is it that when I do all the set up for an outdoor project it then (and only then) starts raining?

And why is it that only when I've given up and put everything away does it stop and the sun comes out?

Cliff
 

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