You can't make this stuff up...

[buckeyefarmer]

Daddy violated his parole...

 

[Howling]

He didn't wear the proper PPE when attacking with the chainsaw and lost a leg. Must read the manual and follow the safety instructions.

 

[ruffdog]

What brand and model saw? What model mower? What brand 2-stroke oil? How can we have our own thread battle without some details?

 

[Jstpssng]

What brand and model saw? What model mower? What brand 2-stroke oil? How can we have our own thread battle without some details?

Lacking the pertinent details allows us to make more assumptions. I know that the saw wasn't a Husky, else he would have finished what he started. Chances are that it was a Kubota mower, as it got the dirty deed done... Most likely dirt cheap.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Not AC then, must have been DC " dirt cheap"

 

[robbyr]

What was the weather like? Relevant question.

 

[Wakey]

Taken from the comments over there..

New hit for Christmas: “Grandpa got run over by a John Deere”

 

[Thomas]

Sounds like old Benny Hill act.

 

[/pine]

How long will it be before they come up with a term for this kind of stuff if it keeps happening (see thread about "man runs down neighbor on tractor") i.e., people attacking others with lawn and garden tools...?

It does not really qualify as "going postal" or "road rage"...what will be next?

 

[TractorGuy]

How long will it be before they come up with a term for this kind of stuff if it keeps happening (see thread about "man runs down neighbor on tractor") i.e., people attacking others with lawn and garden tools...?

It does not really qualify as "going postal" or "road rage"...what will be next?

Agri Assualt!

 

[Sigarms]

Taken from the comments over there..

I thought these all weren't too bad myself...



Ironically enough, years ago right before I got married I was offered a transfer to Bristol Tenn. Both my future wife and I took a drive up to look at the area (my office would off been right off the dang raceway). We both agreed not only no, but heck no:laughing:

That said, the area between Knoxville and Crossville (sp?) is more than nice added when we went to Bistol, Abington Virginia seemed like a great little town.

 

[QRTRHRS]

Thought that this story might fit in here. Some parts of a game animal are better left uneaten.

 

[BAP]

Another couple dozen safety switches, warnings and stickers will have to be added to mowers and saws because of those idiots.

 

[SJay]

I'll bet their family tree only has one branch.

 

[coldsteelva]

I'll bet their family tree only has one branch.

It's actually a Family Wreath

 

[Looking4new]

Thought that this story might fit in here. Some parts of a game animal are better left uneaten.

The man had an overpowering urge to climb trees and eat acorns.

 

[QRTRHRS]

The man had an overpowering urge to climb trees and eat acorns.

Not to mention running around the road in a crazy zig zag pattern.

 

[Looking4new]

Not to mention running around the road in a crazy zig zag pattern.

and storing nuts for the winter.