You Might Be...

MackAttack · Mar 4, 2005

My wife came outside and saw what I was doing with the loader on my TC35D and said: If you use your loader to knock the icicles off the house you might be a redneck..

If have sweeter names for your tractor than what you call your wife you might be a redneck..

If you lay in bed thinking what new fangled item you can creat for your 3 point hitch you might be a redneck..

If you can't wait to add more lights to your tractor you might be a redneck..

If you spend more time on your tractor than your wife you might be a redneck..

If you have a any type of NASCAR decal on your tractor
you might be a redneck..

If you use your tractor to go to the store
you might be a redneck..

If your tractor is cleaner than your house you might be a redneck..

If your tractor cost more than your house you might be a redneck..

If your tractor has the words "Git'er DONE" painted on the side
you might be a redneck.. (Some of the towns plow trucks around here actually have that painted on the plow blade )

TNhobbyfarmer · Mar 4, 2005

If your wife stands in front of your tractor naked while you're on it, and you tell her "I think I'll just stay out here and move a little more dirt with my front end loader"....you might be a redneck.

have_blue · Mar 4, 2005

If you have to remove tractor parts from the bath tub to take a bath, you might be a redneck.

If watching Larry the Cable Guy is your second favorite thing to sitting your tractor, you might be a redneck.

If you complain to the department store manager because hydraulic oil and hitch pins are not kept at the checkout counter, you might be a redneck.

If you don't think the term "redneck" is a perjoritive, you might be a redneck.

TNhobbyfarmer · Mar 4, 2005

If you surf TractorByNet at work and hope your boss doesn't catch you.....you might be a redneck.

Tryno · Mar 4, 2005

"If your wife stands in front of your tractor naked while you're on it, and you tell her "I think I'll just stay out here and move a little more dirt with my front end loader"....you might be a redneck. "

No I don't think a redneck would do that. He might throw her in the bucket and .....

JASTN70D · Mar 4, 2005

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oooooooo I think I might be a redneck /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

PineRidge · Mar 4, 2005

If you say good-night to your tractor even before you say it to your wife then you might be a redneck.

If your TV time consists mainly of watching tractor shows then you might be a redneck.

If you name your tractor, and call it by name daily then you might be a redneck.

If you give your tractor holidays off from work then you might be a redneck.

If you tractor has a better spot in the pole barn then your auto you might be a redneck.

If you look at tractor pulls as a major entertainment source then you might be a redneck.

If you frequent tractor auctions just to see the bidding action then you might be a redneck.

rpeter · Mar 4, 2005

You mean everybody does not do those things /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

kozak · Mar 5, 2005

Give me a break Pine ridege

The wa7y you put thatb post had me somwewhat copnfused.

Don't do that,

Put it in nice small lines & sentece,/.

Ok,,..... might have tioo many !!

markie61 · Mar 5, 2005

If you are playing golf on the Harbortown Links at Hilton Head and thinking the day would be perfect if only you could mow the 9th fairway with your tractor, you might be a redneck...

Mark