You Might Be...

[Todd_C]

forgot one! You might be a redneck if your mother-in-law exceeds the lift capacity of your front end loader.

 

[KenPauling]

This is one of my favorites- You might be a redneck if you... Advertise in the personals-- "Woman wanted with tractor, please send picture of TRACTOR" I love this add. Nothing like having ones priorities straight. This was an actual add put in one of the homesteader magazines! Wonder if he found a good piece of ...equipment ????

 

[bczoom]

You might be a redneck if you know the phone # to the tractor dealer but have to look up your mom's number.

For me (although very embarrasing), it's true.