My first near-death tractor experience happened when I least expected it and I wasn't doing anything particularly dangerous. I had about and hour to spare so I thought I would go out into the pasture and pop a large trunk and rootball out of the ground with my JD 3200 tractor using the fork attachment. The stump had already been dug out with a small backhoe and was lying loose in the bottom of a 3.5 foot deep hole that is about 5 feet in diameter. The hole is located on a flat portion of my pasture but just on the other side of the hole the pasture drops off at a medium grade and then picks up to a slightly steeper grade. At the bottom of the hill, about 150 feet away, is horse fencing. Of course, there are several large trees along the way, but no brush whatsoever. So, I get on the flat part of the pasture, facing toward the downhill but clearly on the level side of the hole. I had no plans to even deal with the hill. I was just going to drive up, dip the forks in the hole, pop the trunk out, back out, and leave. Well, the stump was heavy as a mother, so I had to finagle it. By the time I finally managed to get it out of the hole it fell about 2 feet on the other side and stopped rolling, so it didn't go down the hill or anything. Well, now the problem is that my front end is stuck in the hole and I cannot back out. I try everything but I have dug down in the mud. Tried pushing out with the forks, locked the wheels, put chains down, nothing worked. All I'm carrying on the back is a rake, since I wasn't going to do any lifting anyways. Well, I realize that if I take the rake off, I can just drive through the hole and out the other side no problem. So I do so. As I slowly come out the other side, the stump is in the way. I decide to gently nudge it by slipping the forks under and pushing it forward, NOT lifting it. Well, I got the forks under, and using the hydraulic level I TILT the forks forward. Well, the 1/2 inch of lift that is created when I do this pulls the stump off the ground and BOOM, I'm off to the races!! The tractor takes off down the hill going no less than 30-35 mph! Everything happened in a span of about 12 seconds. I have a roll bar but the tractor goes up on two wheels twice as I swerve to avoid major trees. In the short span of time I try the foot-brake, nothing. I try the emergency brake, nothing. I briefly consider slamming the forks down, then for some reason I'm able to visualize flipping forward and crushing myself from the top. The amazing thing was that in the short span of time I was also able to contemplate whether I would break my arms or my legs, and which would I prefer. Arms, by the way, in case you were wondering. Well, the tractor is completely out of control but for some reason manages to take a leftward angle down the hill, I miss one more tree by inches, then crash through a fence post and crush 16 foot of fence. The stump hits a second post and stops. The tractor stops and the back wheels are about a foot off the ground. I quickly slammed the forks down and my wheels are on the ground. After checking to see if I needed to change my shorts, which I didn't, I was able to wrestle free from the stump and drive away. Well, I was barely able to, as my foot was shaking so bad I couldn't maintain pressure on the pedal. And I've been in combat, so this was no joke! I decided to hang it up for the day, put the tractor in the barn, and went to fly a kite with my kids instead.