Lots of stubbies on the site

. I was a meat cutter for years and have been to the ER ( or even stitched at home after work) several times.
We used to get 60 lbs cases of bull meat to mix with lean trimmings to make ground beef. They came in frozen and you'd cut them into strips on the band saw so you could feed it thru the grinder. I was talking to my buddy one day while I was zipping strips off...zing, zing, zing and my right hand slipped off the side of a frozen block and straight towards the blade. I jumped back and threw my hands up in the air and started laughing and yelled "Hey Wayne, did you see that? I almost cut my freaking hand off!!
Well, Ol Wayne was standing there looking at me like I had lost my mind with his mouth wide open. I knew something was wrong and I looked up at my right hand...now with the end of my thumb hanging by skin. Didn't even feel it. A fast/sharp cutting instrument is almost painless, even thru bone. In fact, it didn't start hurting for probably 10-15 minutes. Middle finger on left hand is fused from being reattached at middle joint. A sharp boning knife will separate a joint with ease.
I've worked in corrections for 11 years now and I will tell you, supervising 100 inmates by yourself is easier and safer than what I used to do.