Tell me your favorite country sayings

[TNhobbyfarmer]

I am compiling a list of country sayings for a project I am working on. Tell me your favorite country saying. I appreciate your input.

 

[Travelover]

I've been busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with the seven year itch.

Sometimes I think weeeeellllllllllll..........then again, other times, I just don't know.

Is that right? Nope, ain't right, but it is so.

It's been raining like a blind cow peeing on a flat rock.

 

[PAGUY]

Go piss up a rope.

 

[Tig]

You dasn't do that!

 

[Ridgewalker]

That dog will hunt or "That dawg'l hunt" : I hear this a lot when someone hits a nice T shot or a slow pitch home run.

"I'm full as a dog tick" :My wife after a big dinner...I am not kidding!

"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full rocking chairs."

And a classic...

"shor got purty lips" <--- Anyone know the reference?

 

[LMTC]

That dog will hunt or "That dawg'l hunt" : I hear this a lot when someone hits a nice T shot or a slow pitch home run.

"I'm full as a dog tick" :My wife after a big dinner...I am not kidding!

"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full rocking chairs."

And a classic...

"shor got purty lips" <--- Anyone know the reference?

Deliverance is probably what you mean, but your quote is only partially accurate and truly not for a family friendly forum.

 

[Ridgewalker]

Deliverance is probably what you mean, but your quote is only partially accurate and truly not for a family friendly forum.

Then don't let your family read the post.

Seriously, The OP asked for country phrases, I provided a few and for grins tossed in a loose reference to a 1972 movie that had several famous country phrases in it.

You need to get your mind out of the gutter!

 

[SPYDERLK]

Sun comes up between his place and town.
larry

 

[mjarrels]

Thats about as weak as soup made from the shadow of a chicken that starved to death

I would'nt pay that to see a piss ant eat a bale of hay

mark

 

[carpenter383]

Does a wild bear sh** in the woods?