How do you get rid of geese??? They make such a big mess with their...uh...droppings. HOLD ON...before you say "just shoot them" I'm in an area if you did that the SWAT team willed be called out, so that is out of the question. :confused2: We tried: a big orange ball (named "Terror Eyes" :laughing

. They loved it...

We then tried fake dead geese. They worked pretty good except they were stolen. Our neighbor got a fake fox, but after a while they found out it was fake so the geese were attracted to it. :laughing: We even tried using a body alarm...Now, I'm chasing them with the tractor (used to use my bike). The go away, but then come back after a while. They do not come every year so I hope they aren't here next year.
We also think they might be attracked to our apple trees...So, does anyone have any suggestions on how to get rid of them???
By the way: my grandfather calls them "flying cattle". :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Also, here are some pictures for your enjoyment: