we were robbed

[OrangeRidge]

Kubota ZD326, Serial Number 17663, 200 hours

Exmark Lazer Z 29, 60 Deck, Serial Number 821493, 50 hours

Can we assume your insurance will only cover what you
gave for them ? ...............

 

[doall]

Forgot earlier to tell you sorry for your loss.

Actually hanging them, shooting them, burning them all too easy. Where I live we have mountains with endless woods, and we have cougar, wolves, coyotes, and very few grizzlies that live by me. So what I would like to do is take them up on the mountain, sit them down and chain them to a tree. Then right above their head you hang a live cat from the tree, so it screams very loudly. You then dump blood from a butchered pig or cow all around the thief and tell him. Good luck, I'll be back in about a week to see if your still with us. With the cat screaming and the smell of the blood you will attract every hungry critter in the county and do I need to explain more. Oh, we don't have much for thieves or meth heads where I live.

We don't have bears or many big cats, but one I like is wait until its about 100 degrees. Get him down to his underwear, tie him to a post, pour syrup on him, let the fire ants kill him slowly, and let the coyotes and buzzards finish up. Notify next of kin if you want to.

 

[_RaT_]

Rough crowd at TBN....

We don't have bears or many big cats, but one I like is wait until its about 100 degrees. Get him down to his underwear, tie him to a post, pour syrup on him, let the fire ants kill him slowly, and let the coyotes and buzzards finish up. Notify next of kin if you want to.

 

[Haywire]

They found another truck and trailer, so my dealer's loss was cut to $22K. It was at a truck stop, so I assume that it was transferred to another vehicle and moved out of state.

Ian

 

[Haywire]

Rough crowd at TBN....

A good imagination is the primary requisite for some jobs. I'm thinking hoist the sucker by his ankles to a good working height and go to work with an Exacto knife, 5lbs of salt and a soldering iron to staunch the bleeding. Think LOTs of 1/4" deep cuts. If you get bored with avoiding the big veins, you could always just use the soldering iron. I'd suggest hearing protection. It's going to be loud.

Ian

 

[Haywire]

Or you could paint his junk with muriatic acid then pull up a lounge chair and a tall glass of ice tea and watch it melt off. Hearing protection required there too. Oh, and smelling salts in case he gets quiet. Can't have him passed out and miss the experience.

Ian

 

[HiTechTed]

Rough crowd at TBN....

I would use the word sadistic in place of the word "rough." I hate thieves more than anybody does, but Ian is using this topic as a means to vent his closet desires to torture people. There's a difference between having a good imagination and having a demented one.

 

[zzvyb6]

Its their alter-ego. In reality, they have a 2 page honey-do list. Did you iron the curtains yet, Scruffy?

And, when you reveal what you HAVE done, they are in complete disbelief...

 

[Agrantina]

Some of these posts could become the new episode for that CSI show.... I simple say let the police and our justice system handle it.. Just put them in a cell with a huge love starved serial killer, while they wait for the electric chair that has a short in it--that takes a few hours to shock you to death... Like my dog my tractor is part of the family!!!:confused2:

AndyG

 

[_RaT_]

"There is no "I" in team, but there is a "Me" if you want to jumble it up a bit..."

There is an "I" in win...:licking:


Funny post, I like it.

Its their alter-ego. In reality, they have a 2 page honey-do list. Did you iron the curtains yet, Scruffy?

And, when you reveal what you HAVE done, they are in complete disbelief...