Can't, I have neither a tractor nor land to take away.

The land is supposed to be Tuesday as long as nothing goes wrong. Had to wait 2.5 months for them to excavate the buried fuel oil tank, which of course HAD leaked, then do the clean up, testing and have the state approve. Anyone selling property with a buried fuel oil or gas tank would be WELL SERVED to take it out and clean up BEFORE you list. Even if you are in the middle of cleanup/testing when people come by, they know there is no potential for an EXPENSIVE environmental problem coming their way. We would have been at our new property mid August and the sellers would have been in THEIR new property.
I may end up the same way if a NEED arises, but I have a 2004 Prius, my wife has a 2006. I think going from 50+ MPG to 15 MPG would about kill me.
Hopefully I did not offend anyone. I was not using the term redneck derisively, just joking that you can't be a redneck if you have no truck and don't want one.