Merry Christmas from Oscar!!!
Eddie
Here's a little ditty I 'rote in Oscar's honor. Merry Christmas Oscar
Oscar the red-nosed wee-ner,
Was a happy mud-soaked pig.
And if you ever saw him,
it would make you dance a jig.
All of the other ferals,
used to laugh, and call him runt,
But he came to live with Eddie,
while they were left to root and grunt.
Then one rainy Christmas Eve,
Eddie came to say,
Oscar I'm gonna post your pic,
in a Facebook kind of way.
Then ol' Oscar squealed "Wee! Wee!,"
as his nose began to glow.
He thought, "I'll become a Facebook hero,
and end up on the Oprah show!"