Anybody here ever make money gambling?

   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #31  
I hated statistics in college but if I learned anything I learned the chance of making your point in dice.

I went to a stag one time with $16 in my pocket and left with $864 simply by taking foolish side bets guys made at the dice table, like "I'll give 2 to 1 he makes his 4".
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #33  
I learned my lesson when I was 20 years old in the military. I walked into a carnival type thing in the country near the base and right inside the gate was a wheel of fortune sort of wheel. We were given a free 1 dollar token. My buddy lost his on the spin. The next spin I won and doubled my dollar. I must have had 'gullible" written on my forehead.

To make a long story short, the next spin I would have to put in double my last bet and the carni would match it each time, $4 the next spin and the next $8 and so on if it wouldn't hit on 4 guaranteed to win tabs. The pot was growing quickly. The carni would match it and we would let it ride until I won the pot or left the game. At each spin if I lost, the tab was marked and if it hit one one of those again it wouldn't count and I would get another spin. There were about 30 tabs with 4 winning tabs. Once a tab was played it wouldn't count again. Each spin the pot would grow, but the used tabs would increase so the chances of winning would be higher.

I started getting sucked in and had my $100 or so in and the carni was gracious to let me find some buddies for more money.:laughing: I came back and it was down to only 6 or so open tabs and the rest would have been winners. I ran out of money again, by buddies and mine. I told the carni I needed to get some more as it was a sure thing. If I had enough money and the game wasn't rigged, it had to be a winner, no doubt about it. The game ended with the 4 guaranteed tabs open and about 20 tabs used up and that left 6 tabs where I would have to double the bet again.

I came back and lost another spin or two and now I had throw in $62 in at each spin. I was out of money again and I wanted to know how much money was in the pot. I asked the carni and he flashed it in front of me to suck me in more, so I grabbed the wad of money and spun around and ran. Right in back of me was a guy about 300# and about 6'6" and I ran over him like he was a door mat. I took off like a streak a #### right out the gate and across a busy road into a huge woods across the road. People were chasing me down hollering get the guns, get the guns, etc. but it was at night and I was cruising. I never ran so hard in my whole life. Finally at a predetermined spot where I was supposed to meet my buddies if we got separated about 3 miles away, my buddy shows up. The idiot just stood there after I took off and he got caught.

He said I have to come back and give the money back because they know who I am. Oh, Oh I'm in trouble. Anyway I came back and a cop was waiting there for me and I was sitting in the cop car and I explained what happened to me and handed the money over to him. He marched me back to the game and handed the money to the carni, and the carni said he wouldn't press charges but that all the money wasn't there.

Either I lost some cruising through the woods at 15MPH at night or the cop took his share. I have no doubt the game was super rigged and the cop was crooked. If I was smart, which I wasn't, I should have relayed the story to the General of the base. Either way I lost $100 at least of my own money and had to pay back by trusting buddies money on PFC pay in the late 60s. Maybe the pay was $100 a month so I was struggling with the bills for a while.

That was a lesson I will never forget as long as I live. Now I just go with sure things like the stock market or the lottery.

Looking back at it, I probably saved a lot of money over the years by staying out of those places, including casinos. I'm not going to justify my actions as right, but I thought it was an interesting gambling story and what it may make a person do.
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #34  
I gambled on a fart and lost big time once.

Make you think twice about taking that gamble again, huh?
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

"Here I sit, broken hearted...........:laughing::laughing:
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #35  
I won $12.00 on scratchoffs once. I was walking down the road and saw a string of them lying in the ditch. I picked them up and pulled 6 two dollar winners out... :D
I spend 2 dollars on Fridays. If I break even it goes into the ash tray for coffee money. If I win I reinvest... I very rarely reinvest
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #36  
Make you think twice about taking that gamble again, huh?
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

"Here I sit, broken hearted...........:laughing::laughing:

True story, actually led to my first arrest. I was driving my 1976 GMC pickup and since it was 6am and I had been working all night and was near the lake, my youthful mind thought it would be a good idea to drive into the lake and jump in to clean up, first part went well till some grey hair with a metal detector,who thought he owned the beach took the time to find a pay phone and phone in an apparent suicide attempt which brought a rookie cop down driving a Dodge rear wheel drive cruiser that got stuck (dumbarse) he got angry, I got cuffed and had to plead with him to call my mother who woke up the police chief, who called the sergeant, who called a tow truck...that got stuck...yea...I don't gamble ever.
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #37  
My wife has developed an affinity for slots. On two or three occasions when we had company with us that also wanted to go to the casino I have gone.

Frankly I'd rather have all my finger nails pulled out than go to the casino. The most mind numbing electronic noise I've ever heard, cigarette smoke, crowds of people....everything I hate all rolled up in one place. Plus you are guaranteed to lose in the long run. If that were not the case the casino wouldn't be printing money like they are.

Most recently we spent New Years Eve at Choctaw casino on an indian reservation in Oklahoma, along with my wife's sister and brother in law. Got there about 8:00 and lasted til 12:30 or so. Just about as miserable a time as I've had, and I coughed up stuff for a week. When I wasn't in the buffet eating I was sitting in a lobby area playing on my ipad. Unfortunately there was a poor 3G signal inside the building.

Still to this date I've yet to drop a single penny in a machine.

Now, horse racing thats a different story. Its been 20 years since I've been, but I did enjoy that. Its paramutuel betting which is totally different. Sorta like the poker experience where at least most of what you lose somebody else wins. With the slots it all goes to the house. And the horses are beautiful animals.
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #38  
I'm not the type to gamble. There's a reason they have casinos worth millions and millions of dollars and it's not because they are loosing money.

But, a friend is a bookie. He said that people will keep betting while they are up and eventually when they get to far into the negative and will cash out. He said he's never paid anyone out.

Now has anyone seen that twilight zone where the old guy wins $10k? As much as it may seem crazy, people really get like that.
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #39  
I won $400 playing Caribbean stud poker on a cruise once and I won $300 in a blackjack tourney on another cruise.

The last time I was in Vegas it was for work and a group of us went out to play blackjack. I was slow to grab a seat so I got to watch ALL my co-workers drop between $100 and $200 in about 40 minutes. I was never so happy I got beat out for a spot at the table. I didn't gamble a dime on that trip and while I am not against gambling it's just not my thing.

Now if I go on a cruise again...
 
   / Anybody here ever make money gambling? #40  
Well, you've got to figure that the occasional gambler is no match for a professional.
 

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