What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[MossflowerWoods]

Terms for eating...

"Choking Groceries down my throat" or just "Choking Groceries"
"feeding my face"
"stuffing my pie hole" Note: cake hole is always an acceptable alternative...

Alternatives to "Shut Up"...

"Shut your pie/cake hole"
"You got Diarrhea of the mouth again?"

I also want to write up all the excellent Monty Python lines, but I suspect I already did....

David

 

[YesDeere]

Another variation.

Your mouth is like a sewer pipe. Always runnin and full of crap

 

[djw250]

We were so poor growing up, one Christmas Mama cut the bottom out of my pockets so I'd have something to play with.

 

[MossflowerWoods]

Another variation.

Your mouth is like a sewer pipe. Always runnin and full of crap

I've heard or said (or both)...

"I've seen sewage treatment plants less full of @#$% than you"

"If BS was music you'd be a big marching band"

David

 

[MossflowerWoods]

:laughing:

We were so poor growing up, one Christmas Mama cut the bottom out of my pockets so I'd have something to play with.

:laughing::laughing::laughing: GASP!!! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

I'm so loving the boat in your avatar...

David

 

[bcp]

I'm so loving the boat in your avatar...

David

Table Boat

Bruce

 

[Soundguy]

hey guys, watch this!

 

[wdchyd]

Another variation.

Your mouth is like a sewer pipe. Always runnin and full of crap

Reminds me of:

His head is like concrete............









All mixed up........full of rocks........permanently set

 

[sixdogs]

"My way or the highway"

"Take a picture, it'll last longer"

 

[k0ua]

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women..."

Ah yes a notable quote from "Conan the Barbarian"

James K0UA