What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Bird]

My grandfather would pour his too-hot coffee into the saucer and blow on it until it was cooled enough to drink.

Bruce

Yep, so did mine. It simply meant "it's ready" so Iplayfarmer and MossflowerWoods understood it, too.

 

[Turbys_1700]

My son's future father in law told his son...

I told you that's what you get for marrying a girl from California...

How about: She wears so much make up it looks like her gall bladder busted...

 

[rmk700]

One of my all time favorites.

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[wdchyd]

One of my all time favorites.

When you have to shoot...Shoot! Don't talk - YouTube

:laughing::laughing:.......My neighbor says that all the time......:laughing::laughing:

 

[EE_Bota]

I haven't read much of this thread, so it may be a duplicate, but one of my grandfather's favorites was:

"It's already saucered and blowed"

And I wonder how many of you under the age of 60 even know what that means.:laughing:

I'm younger than 60, and I know, but it took me a second or two.

 

[Stick895]

Upon being complimented on your immaturity: "I may not have had a happy childhood, but by God, I've had a long one!"

 

[chucko]

The weatherman's wife left him because he was not hitting it often enough


Mostly after someone said "They say it's going to rain"

 

[chucko]

Can't remember if I said this one or not and am to lazy to check


That boy is so aggravating he could make a toad frog bite

 

[Short Game]

The weatherman's wife left him because he was not hitting it often enough

Well, she lost her job as a cartographer in Arizona because she had no sense of Yuma.

 

[vtsnowedin]

" It could be worse, We could do this for a living."