Let them eat Cake

[Pine Strip]

Lemon box cake
Bake cake as directed on box

Small box coconut cream instant pudding
Mix with 1 & 1/2 c milk
Chill

Toasted coconut
Toast in. 350 oven for @ 8minutes...stir often.

Peacons
Cool whip

Top cool cake with chilled pudding...top with cool whip, coconut and nuts






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Subject: Talking Crows :laughing:




Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."


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[DutchHenryBrown]

Funny.:laughing:

 

[smstonypoint]

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."

My Dear Sir:

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.

Regards, etc.
John Dennis (deceased)

 

[dmccarty]

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The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."


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:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Will someone from overseas get this joke?

Later,
Dan

 

[2LaneCruzer]

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Will someone from overseas get this joke?

Later,
Dan

It's debateable. You can't tell from the text whether the accent is South Georgia or N.E. Maine.

 

[farmgirl19]

Baaaad! But funny!

 

[jerrybob]

Very funny......reminds me of a story my uncle used to tell....

One day two onions, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured onion called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured onion was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured onion, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

 

[brin]

Very funny......reminds me of a story my uncle used to tell....

One day two onions, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured onion called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured onion was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured onion, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

Jerrybob.....That is so cruel...poor...poor onion