Fine. Here is the update:
Tractor was fixed and returned by the dealer. Then it failed again. The failure, which he'll choose not to describe, happened at an indeterminite time while performing a non-specific task. His wife tried to call Kioti North America but found that their line was diconnected. A follow-up call by the dealer to the number listed for Daedong in Seoul turned out to be a sex hotline. So, the only thing left to do was place a call to Attorney General Holder. Mr. Holder contacted Mr. Obama who, in turn, held a press conference to annouce the launch of a blue-ribbon panel to seek justice for LaK.
While Mrs. LaK was busy working with the AG and POTUS, LaK was busy breaking ground on a day camp for Disabled Juvenile Veterans of Foreign Wars which will be staffed by blind refugee monks from Darfur. All he has to work with, since his tractor is down, is a hammer, a mattock, and a single chisel that was dropped by his great uncle as he was being abducted by aliens. His 4-yr old niece who is, herself, a disabled veteran and Medal of Honor recipient, has been keeping his nail pouch filled for him.
I may have a point or two mixed up, but I doubt I'm too far off.