Southern English

[/pine]

Blowed up.... As in,,, (I blowed up the air mattress). (My lag is broke).... instead on my leg is broken,,,, I smell gas fumes or as some here say.....(I smell gas perfumes). (How can I hope you)..... not how can I help you,,,,, I could go on & on,,,,

I once had a flat 'tar' on my trakter...!

 

[k0ua]

I once had a flat 'tar' on my trakter...!

Yeah, but your "tar" was only flat on one side.

 

[Papasmirf]

I wonder how many knows what this phrase is all about : " I'll slap a hair lip on you like a wave on a slop bucket !".

 

[bcp]

 

[k0ua]

I reckon they did!

 

[kenmac]

I once had a flat 'tar' on my trakter...!

A favorite saying of my BIL (which lives in the sticks) I ain't got no money to do nuttin

 

[Daver1963]

In some locations, "fixin to" has morphed into "fiddinda".

I can use it either way, it just depends on how highfalutin I want to sound.

Anyway, I'm fiddinda go eat, jeet yet?

 

[Daver1963]

I wonder how many knows what this phrase is all about : " I'll slap a hair lip on you like a wave on a slop bucket !".

I ain't quite sure about all that, but as someone who has carried a slop bucket or two I can say if you get on uneven ground and that bucket gets ta swangin', you ain't never seen a wave the size that's fiddnda come back and slosh your laig.

 

[Gunny]

Yep, and dinner is the noon meal, supper in the evening.

 

[weldingisfun]

If you meet some one and they say, "Howdy", it is perfectly okay to respond with, "I'm fine, thank you". Because what that person actually said was the shortened version of, "Howdeedo", which is the shortened version of, "How do you do?"
That is Texas south speak.