Pallets in fields

   / Pallets in fields #831  
Thought I'd stop by to see if you guys were still at it. 83 pages? :confused2: Didn't look to see if this has been mentioned but today marks the one month anniversary of this conundrum. Carry on.

Still at it? When world peace, and, or, world domination hangs in the balance? Surely you jest? I reiterate my position below, scoff if you will...

"Hmm... Found a few very disturbing pieces of information.

First:
"It was used in Desert Storm to ID tanks and vehicles as part of the coalition.

the armor was designated as:

/\ - Alpha

> - Bravo

< - Charlie

|> - Delta"

Second:
"During Desert Storm, it was the universal don't shoot me sign for the allies."

Now, if you subscribe to the inverted v theory, which I do, then it appears as if it might be for identification purposes. What purpose, you ask? Well, as I said, it is very disturbing... Let's take the first fact above, which implies that the inverted v represents Alpha. Ok, Alpha... A, in military speak. A as in Alien! Second fact, a symbol to avoid friendly fire. I believe what we have here is a hybrid theory, the Militarist Alienist theory! They're marking friendly fields, so they can destroy the other unmarked fields! Seems something, or someone, disrupts their plan each year, and the window of opportunity for the attack closes. They then remove the pallets until the next opportunity appears. What delays the attack each year, I can't say... Perhaps bad directions, or gelled fuel(it is cold in space) Whatever it is, they could overcome it at any time! We need to find the owners of the palleted fields and obtain information by whatever means necessary! We need to know how they communicate with the aliens. Although, it might just be easier to move the pallet structures to unmarked fields, thus making sure those owners are safe, leaving the traitors unmarked and open for destruction!"
 
   / Pallets in fields #833  
Thought I'd stop by to see if you guys were still at it. 83 pages? :confused2:

Didn't look to see if this has been mentioned but today marks the one month anniversary of this conundrum.

Carry on.

We are just getting warmed up. We will solve world peace next, a much easier subject.
 
   / Pallets in fields #835  
Thought I'd stop by to see if you guys were still at it. 83 pages? :confused2:

Didn't look to see if this has been mentioned but today marks the one month anniversary of this conundrum.

Carry on.

Who are these drop-in Pollyannas that pass through with no contribution to our efforts? He could be a Fifth Columnist. :eek:
 
   / Pallets in fields #836  
Who are these drop-in Pollyannas that pass through with no contribution to our efforts? He could be a Fifth Columnist. :eek:

Actually, that may be a good thing. They never avail themselves of the extensive scientific literature that we have developed. Perhaps we should post a "No Loitering" sign to discourage these "passers through." ;)

Steve
 
   / Pallets in fields #837  
Actually, that may be a good thing. They never avail themselves of the extensive scientific literature that we have developed. Perhaps we should post a "No Vacancy" sign to discourage these "passers through." ;)

Steve

For shame, sirrah!

Were we to create an inner-circle of hard scientists we would be closing ourselves off to fresh avenues of inquiry. This is elitist talk and I shall have none of it. :melodramatic:

Why, an innocent utterance from the newest of "Newbie" could lead to the resolving of our quandary.
 
   / Pallets in fields #838  
For shame, sirrah!

Were we to create an inner-circle of hard scientists we would be closing ourselves off to fresh avenues of inquiry. This is elitist talk and I shall have none of it. :melodramatic:

Why, an innocent utterance from the newest of "Newbie" could lead to the resolving of our quandary.

My goodness Mate, we must establish and enforce some standards!

Those wishing to offer utterances should be required to be free of Moral Turpitude at a minimum. Better yet, they should be required to submit a handwritten essay, in original triplicates, detailing how they will conduct themselves in such a way as to avoid the Seven Deadly Sins while joining our pursuit of scientific knowledge.

There should be strict qualifications and a permit issued for the wearer of professional grade X-ray Vision glasses too. We cannot afford the damage that would be inflicted upon our cause due to some troglodyte's misuse of x-ray vision capability, or worse, risk the confiscation of our valued instruments of inquiry.

I will refrain from naming names, but it has come to my attention that there are those who are obviously slathering at the bit to obtain the use of professional grade X-ray Vision instruments.
 
   / Pallets in fields #839  
Better yet, they should be required to submit a handwritten essay, in original triplicates, .

There should be strict qualifications and a permit issued for the wearer of professional grade X-ray Vision glasses too..

Oh man, essays and permits? Can't scientists be free wheeling and spontaneous in their imagination and quest for the answer to our mystery?
 
   / Pallets in fields #840  
Oh man, essays and permits? Can't scientists be free wheeling and spontaneous in their imagination and quest for the answer to our mystery?
I think you have to be an historian to do that or, a scientist with a red neck.
 
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