Pallets in fields

[lilranch2001]

Ifn I was Steve I would jump on the bandwagon and blame Fox News

 

[dave1949]

"My mentor and I read to each other from the CRC Standard Mathematical Tables and Formulae every afternoon."

"As I wrote earlier, the photo is that of my flirtatious twin, Ariette. My mentor is a real man -- both Ariette and I swoon when he recites the natural number to 47 decimal places."


Pipette was speaking to me in code:
mentor .... reads dreary math tome that would put Sominex out of business .... every afternoon
Translation: My mentor is snoozing every afternoon and I am bored to death.
Of course! How was I silly enough to even consider the preposterous idea that vivacious young women sit around reading old math books for fun?

"the photo is that of my flirtatious twin, Ariette.
Translation: There is a wild child side to me that I must hide.
Naturally! This twin, Ariette, only made her appearance after the mentor became desperate to shield the beauty of Pipette from the outside world.

"My mentor is a real man -- both Ariette and I swoon when he recites the natural number to 47 decimal places."
This one took a while to decode, but beginning with the proposition that Pipette is as brilliant as she is beautiful, I compared "real" with what I know about the "man", and "47 decimal places."

The mentor is an economist, a modern day caster of bones and reader of tea leaves, if you will. What possible use would he have for 47 decimal places? Pipette was telling me that her words were meant to gently assuage her mentor's ego, as there is nothing natural about reciting 47 decimal places to women with hungry eyes. I have heard of some twisted variations of pleasure, but this is a manifestation of some sickening prime number depravity.

Once certain I had unlocked the mystery of Pipette, I made my plans. As you will note, my last communication to Pipette was, on the surface prim, proper, conciliatory and faintly exculpatory--while reassuring Pipette that I was fully aware of her flirtatious nature and boredom. Asking for her sister's email address was a master stroke of misdirection aimed at allaying the fears of her mentor.

Dear Pipette,
Perhaps I misunderstood your offer of a "sample deviation?"

There have been a number of multiple personalities expressed here. I truly thought your "twin" was your very own flirtatious alter ego subconsciously attempting to escape the boredom of reading dusty math tomes, and listening to your mentor recite the natural number to the 47 decimal place.

Yours in Science,
dave1949
PS May I have your twin sister's email address?

Being a true gentleman, I will not be sharing any of the more salacious details of my afternoon of delight behind the DNA Sequencer. Suffice it to say my well-laid plans came to sweet fruition; Pipette loved the flowers and we spent the afternoon feeding each other milk chocolate dipped strawberries. The only detraction from the experience was that of someone snoring annoyingly in the distance.

 

[lilranch2001]

DNA sequencer = DNA vial polisher?

 

[smstonypoint]

playboy?

I can sense that numeracy is not one of your strengths.

Steve

 

[lilranch2001]

No, you are much better than I Steve, as noted by your multiple personalities.

 

[dave1949]

DNA sequencer = DNA vial polisher?

https://www.google.com/search?q=dna....wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDNA_sequencer;919;628

 

[lilranch2001]

I guess you did not get my hidden meaning

 

[smstonypoint]

Being a true gentleman, I will not be sharing any of the more salacious details of my afternoon of delight behind the DNA Sequencer. Suffice it to say my well-laid plans came to sweet fruition; Pipette loved the flowers and we spent the afternoon feeding each other milk chocolate dipped strawberries. The only detraction from the experience was that of someone snoring annoyingly in the distance.

Dave, if you persist in these fantasies, I am going to cut you off completely. And you can forget about me dressing up in a squirrel costume and sitting on the dining room table while I eat pistachio nuts. That's just too kinky for me.

Briquette Kingsford

 

[dave1949]

Briquette

Gaaaa!

 

[dave1949]

I guess you did not get my hidden meaning

On the contrary, the meaning was already hidden before you re-hid it.

 

[dave1949]

Gaaaa!

Is that a bottle of absinthe Briquette is holding?

 

[madmax12]

Is that a bottle of absinthe Briquette is holding?

I thinking more a bottle of obsession.

 

[Waskom John]

Does anyone remember sparc asking about how to grow or dispose of pallets ?
In this forum I have learned about Miss Pipette,Miss Briquette ( I hear a hot item) mathematical tables,frog farts, duck farts and numerous other subjects. I now know what country folks do in the off months. I have one question, WHAT THE HECK ABOUT THE PALLETS ?
I now know what it means to keep an idiot in suspense.

 

[k0ua]

Does anyone remember sparc asking about how to grow or dispose of pallets ?
In this forum I have learned about Miss Pipette,Miss Briquette ( I hear a hot item) mathematical tables,frog farts, duck farts and numerous other subjects. I now know what country folks do in the off months. I have one question, WHAT THE HECK ABOUT THE PALLETS ?
I now know what it means to keep an idiot in suspense.

Well ole Sparc, lightweighted out and would never stop to ask the farmer in question why the heck was he doing that with the pallets. Since I don't have any pallets in any farmers fields around here and no-one else does either.. We are just making up out of whole cloth what we don't know. All in the name of "science" of course.

 

[smstonypoint]

Does anyone remember sparc asking about how to grow or dispose of pallets ?
In this forum I have learned about Miss Pipette,Miss Briquette ( I hear a hot item) mathematical tables,frog farts, duck farts and numerous other subjects. I now know what country folks do in the off months. I have one question, WHAT THE HECK ABOUT THE PALLETS ?
I now know what it means to keep an idiot in suspense.

That's what they say. (Well, actually Dave says it.) She's supposed to be an heiress of the Kingsford charcoal fortune.

Steve

 

[Wagtail]

Well ole Sparc, lightweighted out and would never stop to ask the farmer in question why the heck was he doing that with the pallets. Since I don't have any pallets in any farmers fields around here and no-one else does either.. We are just making up out of whole cloth what we don't know. All in the name of "science" of course.

Succinctly put James.

Add to this the limiting factors of our deliberations; one of the major parameters initially reported was that the pallet formations are erected in late Autumn and disassembled in early Spring, yet the phenomena was only brought to our collective attention in the first third of Winter. Owing to the disappearance of sparc, the TBN Scientific Community cannot accurately replicate the exact location, measured distance between and dimensions of the erections. Indeed, we may well have to wait until the upcoming North American Autumn season to begin the hard science determining the reason behind the mysterious pallet placements.

There is an opportunity to conduct preliminary pallet placement experiments here in the Southern Hemisphere as our Autumn will be approaching in late May to early June but it must be understood that "we're no New Jersey" (as the saying goes). The findings will be skewed.

As to the question of why we of the TBN Scientific Community are pursuing this endevour, Waskom John? This is what makes TBN the premier site that it is... a question is posed and Members do their utmost to provide an answer.

And, as James stated, it's "All in the name of "science" of course."

 

[lilranch2001]

And if we cannot find the truth, we are more than willing to make it up!

 

[smstonypoint]

OK, it's time we got back to serious science.

Earlier, blueriver advanced an hypothesis regarding the pallet formations -- they were some sort of trap.

I found my barn cats sleeping under the pallets .. Conclusion .. The pallets are a (starts with P has 5 letters ends in Y) Trap ..

However, he left us hanging as to what exactly is trapped by the formations. I offered a few guesses as to what is trapped, and Depmandog did an excellent job of listing the possibilities that he had gleaned from the scientific literature.

Posey ?

Man ... Do I have to help you that much?

Phony? Pokey?Poboy?

paddy, pally, palmy, palsy, pandy, pansy, panty, pappy,
pardy, parry, party, pasty, patly, patsy, patty, pawky,
peaky, peaty, peavy, pecky, peery, penny, peony, peppy,
perdy, perky, perry, pesky, pesty, petty, phony, picky,
piety, piggy, pigmy, piney, pinky, pinny, pithy, platy,
plumy, poboy, pocky, podgy, poesy, pogey, pokey, pommy,
poofy, poppy, popsy, porgy, porky, porny, potsy, potty,
pouty, prexy, pricy, privy, prosy, proxy, pudgy, puffy,
puggy, pulpy, punky, punny, punty, puppy, pursy, purty,
pushy, putty, pygmy.... Any of these??

Note that the scientific record indicates that aside from dismissing "posey" as the missing word, blueriver has failed to respond to additional queries.

I have deduced that the missing word must be a proper name. I hereby offer the following candidates for the "P***y" in "P***y trap:"

Pliny (as in Pliny the Elder)?
Pliny (as in Pliny the Younger)?
Percy (as in Percy Bysshe Shelley)?

Steve

 

[lilranch2001]

I know it doesn't fit, but me thinks it is a tasty treat

 

[smstonypoint]

I know it doesn't fit, but me thinks it is a tasty treat

Parsley?

Steve