Pallets in fields

[dave1949]

Rudolph!

A misconception that ignores recorded facts.

"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Are you conjecturing that Rudolph's shiny nose was not capable of sleigh guiding without the aid of pallet formations? Are we to believe that only children living within a proscribed radius of a pallet formation received gifts from Santa?

I think not. The evidence to the contrary is clear; chimneys do not singularly occur in clusters around pallet formations, they are widely and randomly dispersed.

 

[dave1949]

Hey Dave, don't you think her tail is cute?

Cute? Well, of course. However James, I must say I am surprised by your limited focus on the tail. The eyes, James, are the true window to the soul.

 

[PILOON]

My guess is that they are beacons for aerial navigation in the upcoming film re-enacting the early flights of air mail service across America.
During daylight they eyeball them and fly onto the next etc and for night flying a team of local post office workers ignite them and get paid overtime wages.

 

[stuckmotor]

A misconception that ignores recorded facts.

"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Are you conjecturing that Rudolph's shiny nose was not capable of sleigh guiding without the aid of pallet formations? Are we to believe that only children living within a proscribed radius of a pallet formation received gifts from Santa?

I think not. The evidence to the contrary is clear; chimneys do not singularly occur in clusters around pallet formations, they are widely and randomly dispersed.

You're a brave man Dave, considering that next year, you could end up with a lump of coal in your stocking.

 

[k0ua]

You're a brave man Dave, considering that next year, you could end up with a lump of coal in your stocking.

As cold as it has been lately, I am thinking a lump of coal just might be a welcome "warm" gift.

 

[stuckmotor]

As cold as it has been lately, I am thinking a lump of coal just might be a welcome "warm" gift.

One lump won't last long.

 

[smstonypoint]

All I'm saying is that, from what I've heard, water rights in the US is a big money thing isn't it?

Wagtail's point about following the big money is very insightful. Further research along this line of inquiry should be useful.

Throughout this thread, I have attempted to maintain a laissez-faire posture regarding the various pallet factions. However, I felt compelled at times to point out the lack of scientific merit of some pallet theories.

My hope was that eventually someone would have an epiphany and realize that the only scientific explanation must come from economic theory. It turns out that Wagtail and Dave have stumbled upon the idea that economics are at work. Had I made that claim at the outset, the wisdom of my claim may have been ignored.

As is well known, economic theory can be used to explain all of human behavior.* In addition, the theory also explains some animal behaviors (Economic Choice Theory Experimental Analysis Animal Behavior :: Microeconomics :: Cambridge University Press).

Steve

* Well, I will admit that we haven't figured out why people tip or exchange gifts rather than cash at Christmas, but these are trivial matters.

 

[dave1949]

One lump won't last long.

The voice of experience?

 

[stuckmotor]

The voice of experience?

Not from me. I'm nice to Rudolph.

 

[stuckmotor]

Throughout this thread, I have attempted to maintain a laissez-faire posture

Steve,
If you're too lazy to go to the fair, I don't understand how you have enough energy to type all those big words.