Pallets in fields

   / Pallets in fields #1,411  
I am really with you on this "Dowsing" thing. To show my support, I am offering you a 25% discount on your next call to my psychic hotline.

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Just give the operator the promo code "Dowsing."


Madam Zelda
Psychic to the Stars

Well, all that I know (and have freely admitted) is that I can dowse for water. [Hand-on-Heart]

Those that need to use ground water and want to sink a well (a 'bore' as we call them here) employ a dowser to locate the most promising location to get the best flow for their bore 'cause drilling costs A$100 per metre down here.
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,413  
All the big scientific words that make me google search are wearing me down ... It's so cold tomorrow I'm setting my pallets on fire the HECK with science !!!
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,414  
Yes, but was that a "blind" test?;)

Steve

:laughing: Actually, yes Steve. I look where I'm going to go, then close my eyes and slowly walk to the next stop point. Personally speaking, I just think about 'flowing water' as I walk along. The rods just 'thunk' me in the chest if I cross water... the harder the 'thunk', the better the volume of flow. There's no 'tingly' feeling, I'm not in some sort of trance and I don't 'reach out' with any kind of "third eye"... it just happens.

In other news, I've decided to conduct all future sciency tests as double-blind... so I'll be able to see what the heck I'm doing.

[my digital appendages are healing quite nicely... thanks for asking]
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,415  
I am really with you on this "Dowsing" thing. To show my support, I am offering you a 25% discount on your next call to my psychic hotline.

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Just give the operator the promo code "Dowsing."


Madam Zelda
Psychic to the Stars

My Dear Madam Zelda,
I am a board certified card carrying Psycho. I have spent many years in numerous hospitals all across this great nation. I found out all I have to do is to tell the doctors that I no longer hear the voices or walk around with the foil hat and they smile and let me out with a pocket full of pretty color meds. I know they are mad that the voices don't talk to them, so just pretend you don't hear them any more.
I found out from another psycho in the ward that if you take a bunch of paper clips and hook them to the top of your socks ,belt or wherever you can then run down the inside of my pants long enough to touch the ground the governments rfw can't get through to you.
I just thought I would pass this info along to you in case they put you in one of those "Retraining Centers" since you say you are a Psycho too.
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,416  
In other news, I've decided to conduct all future sciency tests as double-blind... so I'll be able to see what the heck I'm doing.

[my digital appendages are healing quite nicely... thanks for asking]

I owe you an apology on two counts.

First, I apologize for not inquiring about your injured digits. I realize that there is no video of your experiment, but did you take any photographs of the injuries? Any photos would be of interest to the scientific community.

Second, I apologize for not sending you any plots of the fastener placements on my pallets. You requested that we use standard graph paper -- I have only semi-log and log-log graph paper on hand. I have placed standard graph paper on my shopping list for the next time I go to the science store.

Steve
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,417  
I just thought I would pass this info along to you in case they put you in one of those "Retraining Centers" since you say you are a Psycho too.

Sir, I believe you missed a directional sign somewhere along the way -- your should have turned to the right. That will put you in the "Friendly Politics" forum. You ought to feel right at home there.;)

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Madam Zelda
Psychic to the Stars
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,418  
I owe you an apology on two counts.

First, I apologize for not inquiring about your injured digits. I realize that there is no video of your experiment, but did you take any photographs of the injuries? Any photos would be of interest to the scientific community.

Second, I apologize for not sending you any plots of the fastener placements on my pallets. You requested that we use standard graph paper -- I have only semi-log and log-log graph paper on hand. I have placed standard graph paper on my shopping list for the next time I go to the science store.

Steve

Order it tonight, you'll have it by Tuesday.

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I spoke with Zelda. She has some interesting thoughts on the origin of the pallets.
She said the pallets are a hololgraphic image, a marker. They mark the entrance.

I ask her; "The entrance to what?".
 
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   / Pallets in fields #1,419  
All the big scientific words that make me google search are wearing me down ... It's so cold tomorrow I'm setting my pallets on fire the HECK with science !!!

Don't do that!!! My psychic powers tell me that we are very close to the solution.

Madam Zelda
 
   / Pallets in fields #1,420  
I spoke with Zelda. She has some interesting thoughts on the origin of the pallets.
She said the pallets are a hololgraphic image, a marker. They mark the entrance.

I ask her; "The entrance to what".

Well, because no one else will step forward to play the straight man, I will.

So, what was her answer?

Steve
 

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