Pallets in fields

[txdon]

I believe sparc can escape justice on this technicality.

Steve

Unless specified the most prevalent calendar used in this prescribed area must be assumed. A jury of his peers would not be so quick to dismiss.

 

[smstonypoint]

Unless specified the most prevalent calendar used in this prescribed area must be assumed. A jury of his peers would not be so quick to dismiss.

I am not so sanguine about the prospects of sparc being brought to justice. Any trial would be conducted in New Jersey, which is in the Third Scientific Circuit. And we all know who sits on that Circuit's bench -- yes, Judge Judy. Based on her record, I expect that she would toss out any conviction on appeal.

Steve

 

[blueriver]

Sparc must face a jury of his peers .. If guilty .. Death by burning strapped to the pallet

 

[smstonypoint]

Sparc must face a jury of his peers .. If guilty .. Death by burning strapped to the pallet

Apparently blueriver believes in lex talionis -- retributive justice. I am in favor of such justice for major scientific felonies such as breaking Ohm's Law, the First Law of Thermodynamics, the First Law of Demand, etc. Although sparc deserves punishment for his slackness, we must not overact.

Steve

 

[RobertBrown]

So, what was her answer?

Steve

Glad you asked...
Years ago I lived on a mountain not far from Brasstown NC. During that time I spent many hours in the mountains north of there as part of my employment at the time. One fall day, I stumbled across and old woman, way back of a hollow, sitting alone in a copse. I'll never forget it, she seemed illuminated. She was watching me and when I noticed her, she smiled and wave me closer. She said her name was Zelda, and she would tell me my future.
She told me she was from Chernivtsi, she was a Roma. Zelda Papusza is a fabulous individual. I have never met anyone like her and it's been 30 years since our first meeting.

When you mentioned "Zelda" I naturally thought you were referring to same woman.




So I called her, and her sister told me she was in Florida. I arranged a meeting.

I wanted to tell her about the pallets and I was excited at the prospect of speaking with her again. I wanted to show her my bracket, march madness is right around the corner




As I mentioned before....Zelda was quite familiar with the pallets and indicated that they were cast there from cloaked vessel as images, a space ship if you will. She told me they mark an "event horizon". I wrote this down as I was unfamiliar with the term. This horizon is something of great value to the aliens. I'm guessing it's something that cannot be moved or harvested, perhaps some kind of energy source, I can't say.
She went on to say that approaching the image of the pallets is not a good idea unless you are one of a enlightened few.
I asked her what an "event horizon' was and she just shook her head as if explaining it to me would take a lifetime. This made me fell rather inferior, but I trusted her judgement.
I also asked her about this group of enlightened individuals who somehow understand the secrets, or mysteries that are so difficult to explain.
At that point she began to look distressed and asked that I leave immediately, which I should have done, but my concern for her safety overwhelmed my judgement. I could see that suddenly she was terrified.
She pleaded that I leave quickly and I asked her to tell me that she was going to be alright, and at that exact moment... she changed into something of absolute amazement.....
an animal, a very primitive fur covered being the likes of which I have never seen and even have difficulty describing. A second later she/it dissipated into a cloud of glassy dust.
I moved to where she was sitting and looked into her chair and there I saw a small pile of L shaped nails. I looked at the nails and reached down to pick them up. The nails moved. They moved away from my hands as if they were magnets and my hands or the nails were generating an opposing magnetic field.
At that moment the room began to get really cold and I got extremely spooked....I not ashamed to say, I got scared like a soaked monkey . I did not want to become a pile of dust.
I left the room in a big hurry and needless to say, felt very lucky to have escaped unharmed.
It's now my opinion that the pallets don't exist, but something much, much more sinister lies on or near that hill in New Jersey

 

[txdon]

I'm almost afraid to post, it might make me turn to du

 

[k0ua]

I will say this: Old Sparc sure "sparked" a heck of a thread with over 43,000 views, and about 1450 posts so far, and absolutely no real answers to why some farmer in NJ. would stack up his pallets this way. But is has "sparked" a train of thought, and a succession of BS, that would make Monty Python proud.:laughing:

 

[smstonypoint]

So I called her, and her sister told me she was in Florida. I arranged a meeting.

That would have been my younger sister, Miss Cuckoo. She told me about a strange call she received while operating my psychic hotline today. The male caller used the promo code "ley lines" and then began to chat up my sister. The conversation was proceeding nicely until he inquired as to whether she liked dressing in a squirrel costume. My sister was offended and told the caller he belonged in Bellevue and hung up the phone. Very strange.

At that point she began to look distressed and asked that I leave immediately, which I should have done, but my concern for her safety overwhelmed my judgement. I could see that suddenly she was terrified.She pleaded that I leave quickly and I asked her to tell me that she was going to be alright, and at that exact moment... she changed into something of absolute amazement.....
an animal, a very primitive fur covered being the likes of which I have never seen and even have difficulty describing. A second later she/it dissipated into a cloud of glassy dust.

I apologize for my abrupt departure -- I had to return to California due to unanticipated circumstances.

BTW, I am offering a 25% discount on my NCAA men's basketball bracket picks. Give the operator the promo code "monkey."

Madam Zelda
Psychic to the Stars

 

[dave1949]

Robert, that was very brave of you to visit Zelda.

Hopefully, Zelda, being a Roma, did not pick your pocket before vanishing in a cloud of glassy dust. Your wallet would make a powerful ju-ju item to be used against you in another dimension. Can VISA charges traverse worm holes?

 

[Jim Shooz]

Glad you asked...



She pleaded that I leave quickly and I asked her to tell me that she was going to be alright, and at that exact moment... she changed into something of absolute amazement.....
an animal, a very primitive fur covered being the likes of which I have never seen and even have difficulty describing. A second later she/it dissipated into a cloud of glassy dust.
I moved to where she was sitting and looked into her chair and there I saw a small pile of L shaped nails. I looked at the nails and reached down to pick them up. The nails moved. They moved away from my hands as if they were magnets and my hands or the nails were generating an opposing magnetic field.
At that moment the room began to get really cold and I got extremely spooked....I not ashamed to say, I got scared like a soaked monkey . I did not want to become a pile of dust.
I left the room in a big hurry and needless to say, felt very lucky to have escaped unharmed.
It's now my opinion that the pallets don't exist, but something much, much more sinister lies on or near that hill in New Jersey

Whatever you're on I want some.