Rather than running in circles yelling "Burn the Pallets", I have continued my efforts.
Robert's recent brush with death while visiting Madam Zelda warranted further inquiry into the Roma, a euphemism for gypsy or traveler.
Here is Madam Zelda as a young hottie (check out the eyes, James!):
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This is Madam Zelda and her daughter Miss Cuckoo, until very recently (perhaps Robert can positively ID Madam Zelda?):
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As you may be aware, the Roma originated in India, a land of many mysteries. They are believed to have spread into Eastern Europe around the 12th Century, bringing their mysterious culture, abhorrence of hard work and language with them. Note the remarkable resemblance in the eyes of Madam Zelda as a young woman and this Goddess statue.
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For all of their many shortcomings, Gypsies are known to have a special connection to the spiritual world, and are well-attuned to the Ley Lines upon which the spiritual energy travels.