It's Just A Tractor?

[mfridenmaker]

I would say...to be more than just a tractor...I must need more attachments...!

Funny you say that, I'm working on that as we speak. I'm hoping soon she will say "it's just a tractor pulling a brand new disc harrow".

 

[Daver1963]

I guess I'm lucky. Last week when I fired up the tractor after an extended period of inactivity and low temperatures my wife called out the window, "It sure does sound good to hear that tractor running again."
Blessed I am!

 

[/pine]

I guess I'm lucky. Last week when I fired up the tractor after an extended period of inactivity and low temperatures my wife called out the window, "It sure does sound good to hear that tractor running again."
Blessed I am!

Now nobody go and spoil that thought for him...

 

[RG1]

Now nobody go and spoil that thought for him...

LOL

I was tempted when he first posted that, but held my tongue. It's just too easy when someone servers one up like that

 

[creekbend]

Just wait for the next time she says she needs to go to the hair salon. Then you can return the favor by saying- "Why? It just hair".

If she's like My Wife, she would probably say"But Honey, I want to look Pretty for You".

 

[PHPaul]

If she's like My Wife, she would probably say"But Honey, I want to look Pretty for You".

Like the old joke says, "That's what the beer is for." :laughing:

 

[oldballs]

Actually, a tractor is better than having a girl friend. It starts when you are ready, and shuts up when you turn the key off.

 

[CalG]

So I stopped by my local Kubota dealer to pick up a little bottle of touch-up paint for the tractor. I want to cover a couple little battle scars to prevent rust and to keep it looking nice. When I brought the $10 bottle home and showed my wonderful wife, she said "Touch up paint? Why? It's just a tractor!" It's just a tractor? Are you kidding me? I've called it a therapist, a workhorse, a lifesaver, an indispensable tool, a man cave, and many other words that escape me right now, but I would NEVER call it "just a tractor". In 20 great years of marriage I've learned to bite my tongue from time to time but this time I nearly chewed it off. I just shook my head and walked away.

I can only assume this is all in humor

after all

It's only a tractor


(you obviously enjoy good health)

 

[wmonroe]

So I stopped by my local Kubota dealer to pick up a little bottle of touch-up paint for the tractor. I want to cover a couple little battle scars to prevent rust and to keep it looking nice. When I brought the $10 bottle home and showed my wonderful wife, she said "Touch up paint? Why? It's just a tractor!" It's just a tractor? Are you kidding me? I've called it a therapist, a workhorse, a lifesaver, an indispensable tool, a man cave, and many other words that escape me right now, but I would NEVER call it "just a tractor". In 20 great years of marriage I've learned to bite my tongue from time to time but this time I nearly chewed it off. I just shook my head and walked away.

I haven't needed touch up paint yet but it is due for a wax, now I just need more time.

 

[GPintheMitten]

I recently made a cab for my tractor. I told my wife my next project was to build a backhoe. She said why don't you just buy one.

Needless to say I didn't let that slide by. A few days later she asked if the backhoe i was buying had a thumb. I didn't know she even knew what a thumb was.