Baby Pig. Now What?

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   / Baby Pig. Now What? #941  
That is pretty uncalled for Looking
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   / Baby Pig. Now What?
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#942  
That is pretty uncalled for Looking
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No worries, it's the same joke over and over again. Can't believe nobody has anything more original, but it is what it is.

Eddie
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #943  
I know this is in poor taste and Eddie has probably heard it before (maybe even earlier in this thread) but the devil is making me do it...I apologize in advance...

A traveling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him.

"Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?" asked the salesman.

"Well sonny , I'll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig did."

"Wow, that's really amazing," said the salesman, "but I still don't know why the pig only has one leg."

"Well I'll tell ya," said the farmer. "One night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us, saved our lives that pig did!"

"Well that's really great but why does the pig only have one leg?"

"Well sonny, if you had a pig that smart, would you eat him all at once!"
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #944  
So I have to assume from the responses to my previous post that the pig is a pet. In that case, I am sorry.
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #945  
So I have to assume from the responses to my previous post that the pig is a pet. In that case, I am sorry.

That's OK, Oscar's been a member here 2 years before you joined.:D
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #946  
That's OK, Oscar's been a member here 2 years before you joined.:D

That's good .. As a hog grower I understand those comments .. As a pet owner I understand those comments!!
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #947  
How much does the boy weigh these days? He's topped out adult, right?
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #948  
So I have to assume from the responses to my previous post that the pig is a pet. In that case, I am sorry.

The "Oscar" nameplate on the hog shed is a give away. Eddie rescued Oscar when he was small. I haven't had a pet pig since I was a kid, they are very interesting animals but you have to be set up for them.
 
   / Baby Pig. Now What? #949  
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These where last week. Karen and I where working on the fence and he was always as close to us as he could be. Once he's destroyed the ground a little, he falls asleep and will sleep through all the noise we where making. Power tools seem to knock him out!!! LOL

Eddie

Looking at the size of that pig....and those cutters......I would let him do what he wants. Good call!


Those teeth are as sharp as glass only a lot stronger....
 
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How much does the boy weigh these days? He's topped out adult, right?

Good question. We haven't checked in awhile, but looking at him today, he's pretty big. Well over 500 pounds, but I'll have to check to know for sure

Eddie
 
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