Pallets in fields

[RobertBrown]

No, I can't find any on my trees. But don't tell Steve or it will ruin my scam. :laughing: If he orders, I'll have to substitute moose droppings for chaga.

Would you call that "Chaga caca"?

Or "Caca chaga"?


I have to know

 

[Marveltone]

Sounds like your asserting is that this thread is insane and indecent..........

I should like to soak and ponder that assertion for a while.... but in the meantime.....





Thank you

Just doing my part, good sir.

 

[dave1949]

Would you call that "Chaga caca"?

Or "Caca chaga"?


I have to know

I think I will market it as: "Fair Trade 100% Natural Chaga Flavored Tea. No trees were disturbed in making this renewable product."

You have to hit the right consumer marketing buttons to make a living these days.

 

[murphy1244]

Yes but are they Cage free or Organic???:scratchchin:

 

[RobertBrown]

I think I will market it as: "Fair Trade 100% Natural Chaga Flavored Tea. No trees were disturbed in making this renewable product."

You have to hit the right consumer marketing buttons to make a living these days.

Ahhh, you forgot "gluten free"....

 

[joecoin]

I believe the reason for the pallets in the field will be discovered if only someone would take a picture of them AT NIGHT!

 

[smstonypoint]

I believe the reason for the pallets in the field will be discovered if only someone would take a picture of them AT NIGHT!

The OP (sparc) has been asked numerous times to provide additional information regarding the pallet mystery. The message above is illustrative of the data required by scientists if we are to solve the mystery. Except for a few tidbits early on, he has failed to provide any additional information that we could use in our quest for scientific knowledge I have coined the verb, sparc, that describes this type of misbehavior. See http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/rural-living/329097-my-local-fire-department-has-20.html.

Here are related misbehaviors:

Trollingis an Internet slang term used to describe any Internet user behavior that is meant to intentionally anger or frustrate someone else, though not to be confused with cyberbullying a form of online harassment targeting a specific individual or group in a deliberate and hostile manner, or pranking, which similarly involves playing jokes on strangers for one's amusement, but typically implies more coordination and intent. 403 Forbidden

My underling assumption is that sparc was neither pranking (trying to deceive the leading scientists of the 21st century as did the pranksters who created the Piltdown Man in the early 20th century) nor trolling (intentionally frustrating scientists in their quest for knowledge) when he started this thread -- I cannot imagine that he could be so vile, so despicable.

Sparcing (pronounced sparking) differs from the other misbehaviors in that sparcing entails nonfeasance -- the failure to act where action is required, either willfully or in neglect.

(S)parc has chosen to ignore our requests for additional information either:
(a) willfully and thus he is a slacker, a shirker, a layabout, or
(b) out of negligence and he is neglectful, remiss, careless, lax, irresponsible, inattentive, heedless, thoughtless, unmindful, forgetful, slack, sloppy, and derelict.

My hope is that sparcing will show up in the OED, and if not there, at least in the Urban Dictionary.

Steve

 

[KennyG]

I assume Sparc has been abducted by aliens for calling attention to the pallet phenomena.

 

[k0ua]

I assume Sparc has been abducted by aliens for calling attention to the pallet phenomena.

Apparently because he has avoided this thread like the plague!
Just kidding, I think ole sparc is just tired of this and doesn't really have anything more to add.

 

[zing]

I can't believe you guys have taken so long to figure this out. Clearly they are dog agility training equipment.

He probably trains greyhounds, so he has to space them out more than someone would for other dogs.

 

[DrRod]

I like this answer. Of course, now we ask, has anyone seen any dogs around these things?

In a way, I would hate for this mystery to be solved. Kind of like one of those things that gives purpose to life and when its gone it leaves a gap.

 

[TomSeller]

I can't believe you guys have taken so long to figure this out. Clearly they are dog agility training equipment.



He probably trains greyhounds, so he has to space them out more than someone would for other dogs.

But how would alien wiener dogs navigate the gaps in the pallets?

 

[turnkey4099]

:laughing::laughing: Never heard of that one..

I first heard it in grade school back in the 40s.

Harry K

 

[murphy1244]

I first heard it in grade school back in the 40s.

Harry K

I heard a different version.

 

[turnkey4099]

Boots on fence posts and shoes strung over a wire reminded me of an older but similar ritual.

Back in the 19th Century when Bangor, Maine was the "lumber capital of the world" massive spring river drives were used to move the logs cut over the winter to the mills on the Penobscot River in Bangor.

River drivers jumped, walked and hopped across the logs using their peavey to clear jams and sort logs into various rafts. If they fell in and drowned, their calk boots were hung from a tree on the riverbank where their body was found. (Calk boot is Downeast Maine speak for "cork" boot, a logger's boot with studded soles.)

Given that the river drivers were well known for their drunken and licentious ways, it is doubtful that their souls are resting easy somewhere--if one accepts such a proposition. Perhaps boots oddly and mysteriously placed on fence posts are the actions of tormented river driver shades.

I think it is best to give those boots a wide berth as they are likely haunted. If you must get close, first toss a black cat over the fence at midnight. If the cat does not disappear as it passes over a boot on the fence ... well you are on your own--unless:

For $19.95 plus shipping and handling, I can arrange the procurement of genuine Penobscot River anti-haunt water. VISA and M/C accepted.

Does it come in easily handled dehydrated version?

Harry K

 

[turnkey4099]

I just saw 2 trucks on I-71 south bound stacked full of pallets. Thousands of them heading south. Maybe a late Snow birds?

Probably the beginning of the annual migration. Look for them in the rice fields down south.

Harry K

 

[lilranch2001]

I am just curious......
Why are there so many smart arse comments to such a serious scientific question???
:confused3:

 

[zing]

But how would alien wiener dogs navigate the gaps in the pallets?

Scotty beams them over to the other side perhaps?

 

[riptides]

Hmm.....

 

[farmgirl19]

The quest for answers continues.....