Sales pitch for time share condos

   / Sales pitch for time share condos #1  

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My better half brought me a letter the other day and asked if I wanted to play the Yes/No game again. It was a promo we had seen before where they promise you some good "prize" for showing up and listening to a sales pitch for a time share condo. We had made out OK on one of these before and had nothing special to do so gave it a shot. Today was the day and we showed up. The promo was at the Killington ski area about an hours drive for us. Same old thing. Buy a week in one of their condo units but you don't have to use it, just swap it for time at any one of there thousands of resorts all over the world. And the maintenance fees and dues are at present $950 a year which should read $950 a week as you only bought one week and there is of course increases in those fees in the out years they forget to mention. They were talking $30K for a good but not prime week in ski season but then tried to bait and switch us to a unit up in Maine on the beach (not a summer week) for JUST $6900 at 6% blah blah blah etc. But you had to jump on it and cut them a check for $800 or so today and commit to 84 months of payments at $130 a month.
I told them to write it all out in a contract and I'd take it home and consider it. (might even run it past my lawyer). They said no. had to be today and and grabbed all the paper on the table and hid it away. I said see yah.
I thought then they would pony up the $100 Walmart card that was the bobbie prize and send us on our way. Instead they lets us pick out from a bowl of Walmart cards and got just a $5.00 one But then gave us a seven day Caribbean cruise with air fair on one of the better cruise lines. Not totally free of course but less then $100 per day for the two of us plus the booze bill. Not a bad day after all. It was funny having the wife hit my knee under the table when she thought they were BSing us. My knee is sore from the pounding.
 
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I thought then they would pony up the $100 Walmart card that was the bobbie prize and send us on our way. Instead they lets us pick out from a bowl of Walmart cards and got just a $5.00 one

You know the entire bowl was $5 cards, right ?
 
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You know the entire bowl was $5 cards, right ?
Your probably right.
It surprised me a bit as the fine print on the promo letter led me to believe they would give away one car (probably to some very pretty intern) one 54" flat screen TV to the Boss's nephew one cruise to the mistress of the year and one I-pad to some lucky winner and 29,996 Walmart cards of $100 each to the rest of the marks.
But if they want to give me a very cheap cruise who am I to complain, they will make out alright on the booze bill.:drink:.
 
   / Sales pitch for time share condos #4  
Brings back memories of a couple I once knew. Retired educators, they would readily take on the time share challenge just for the freebies. Where as the boiler room tactics would drive most over the edge, these two were really good at playing along only to stick a pin in the sales person's balloon at the end, lol! Such a deal we have for you right?
 
   / Sales pitch for time share condos #6  
Right now in our area the #1 radio commercial is an outfit promising to get you out of your timeshare and save you thousands.Wonder what their scam is?
 
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The profit is in the maintenance fees and dues which the "purchasers" have no control over. Take the ski hotel they are retrofitting now ("get in on prebuild pricing and save":laughing:) They wanted $645 a year plus $125 dues for a one bed room. Say they manage to sell 50% of the weeks on that 100 units. .50 *52*100*780=2,028,000 a year in operating cost locked in and you have the other 50% to rent out on busy ski weekends. That is a lot of cash for mowing the bark mulch lawn.
 
   / Sales pitch for time share condos #8  
I guess I'm not good at playing games anymore when it comes to timeshare stuff ( last hit up at Bass Pro for gosh sakes), Windows "Tech" calls claiming a major error has been detected on my home computer, "free" security hardware (what's wrong with my weapon collection and evil dog?), and warranty running out on my Toyota (I don't own a Toyota).

Sadly, I do revert to practicing my totally perverse non-politically correct vocabulary until they hang up on me. If they don't, I put the phone down by my Parrot...Maybe she wants a timeshare...
 
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I guess I'm not good at playing games anymore when it comes to timeshare stuff ( last hit up at Bass Pro for gosh sakes), Windows "Tech" calls claiming a major error has been detected on my home computer, "free" security hardware (what's wrong with my weapon collection and evil dog?), and warranty running out on my Toyota (I don't own a Toyota).

Sadly, I do revert to practicing my totally perverse non-politically correct vocabulary until they hang up on me. If they don't, I put the phone down by my Parrot...Maybe she wants a timeshare...

Be careful the parrot doesn't buy something for you. :rolleyes:
Next I have to check out and see if the cruise and airfare is legit or not.
 
   / Sales pitch for time share condos #10  
The wife and I got into one of those sales scams last year. It was supposed to start with a free dinner, which didn't materialize. We sat down at the table, and the sales lady asked us what we did for a living. We said "retired". She then asked, "what did you do before retirement?". Wife says "I was manager of a sales office"; I told her I was a retired attorney. She hurried through the presentation and shut her book. She said "I knew I was in trouble from the beginning". We all had a good laugh. We did end up with free tickets to the Alabama Theatre in Myrtle Beach. Absolutely excellent show!
 

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