Alien Invasion - I want my pond back !

   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #241  
Not to mention one they get in the are mean blood suckers who propagate and only destroy everything around them and cause it all to twist in wind taking every bit of breath freedom and life away from everything around it... These things can't be stopped it seem no matter how much voting is done as these same bureaucrats get the " illegal," 'dead" and "cartoon characters" to vote for them somehow...

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Oooooohhhh...somebody got a Melvin wedgie and it affected his lifelong attitude and confused his sentences. Or, was it an Atomic or Hanging wedgie, considering the fixation on twisting, wind and breath? Wedgie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #242  
If the bureacratic remoras don't find anything wrong, they can't substantiate their existence.

Here in Austin, they blocked development for years for a "cave beetle". IMO, a bit of common sense should prevail.
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #243  
Oooooohhhh...somebody got a Melvin wedgie and it affected his lifelong attitude and confused his sentences. Or, was it an Atomic or Hanging wedgie, considering the fixation on twisting, wind and breath? Wedgie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

guess you never been around a bureaucrat much... dont worry they are all moving towards Texas ASAP...
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #244  
guess you never been around a bureaucrat much... dont worry they are all moving towards Texas ASAP...

They are already here in Travis and Williamson counties. Greater Austin area.
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #245  
If we're careful, continued commentary can go unchecked until this perfectly crafted thread gets shut down.
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back !
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Any Fish In There ?

Many a time a car has stopped by the roadside and the driver asked "Any fish in there ?".
Fishing is still a popular pastime in the the UK, though the type of fish that people want to catch has changed since I was a boy. Nowadays most are only interested in catching the biggest fish. Inland that is almost invariably carp. In some places the same fish is caught repeatedly and the fishermen even give them names. If that's what floats your boat then fair enough, but it doesn't appeal to me at all.

As a boy, the rivers by my home in Sheffield were heavily polluted, mostly from the steel industry. That left us with the choice of either fishing in a still water or not fishing at all. Not even in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would have a potential fishery on my own doorstep. I now have a grandson coming up to 5 years old. Not sure if fishing will excite him, but I will do my best to find out in the next few years.

To me the ideal farm pond should have lots of small fish for children to catch.


Either silver sided Roach roach.jpg or the slightly more golden Rudd rudd.jpg ,
with a few larger green flanked Tench to stir the bottom and send a steady fizz of bubbles to the surface tench.jpg,
plus a few predator fish, my favourite being the stripy Perch (which also tastes very good). perch.jpg


Eventually fish find their own way into ponds naturally by eggs sticking to the legs of wildfowl, or so I am told. I somehow doubted that this had yet happened to my pond as I had not seen any signs, but you never know, so when September 2014 arrived and my European assisted restoration agreement was about to end, I was determined to find out. If no fish were present I would introduce some stock over the coming winter.

So out came my fishing tackle to see what, if anything, was in there. There is one universal bait that appeals to virtually all fish in this country - the maggot.
hooking_a_single_maggot.png

Most fishing tackle shops in England sell maggots by the pint. Alternatively, with a few days to spare and the wind in the right direction (away from other people), it is easy to collect your own, though I won't go into details as for some reason many people are repulsed by maggots. When we were kids we held maggot races when we weren't fishing with them. Another maggot game was for each of us to count out half a dozen into the palms of our hands and then each make a fist. The winner is the one who is last to have one wriggle it's way out. Ok, that's gross if you haven't done anything like that as a child, but if you have you will know they don't harm you at all, they only tickle as they make their escape.

Willows had grown up and out 12 feet or more in the years since I planted them in the bank. I settled down to fish in the shade of one of these. In fact it was about the only piece of open water, as there was a lot of weed on the surface which I planned to skim off at the end of the month when the agreement finished. I had been baiting this spot each evening for the previous 2 days, so if anything was in there, there was a good chance of a quick catch.

Modern fishing floats are made out of all sorts of synthetic materials. When I was younger they tended to be either cane and balsa wood constructions, or simple porcupine quills tipped with white and fluorescent orange paint. Whatever they are made from, I never cease to be thrilled at the prospect of it suddenly moving or ducking below the surface. Like many things with wildlife, you never know when it will happen, if it happens at all. I don't understand why it is but I am sure it is this unpredictability that is the key to the excitement.

My little float refused to bob or dip. Not a single bite.
Well, it had been good to sit on the bankside in anticipation, only I would have to wait until it was stocked and try again another year.




There is a lot to do from dawn till dusk over the next couple of days so I doubt if I will have time to post anything for a short while. When I do, it will be time to meet the ...

alien.png Aliens !
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #247  
AMEN! This is the best thread I've read/followed in quite some time.

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yep i keep checking this thread several time a week now!!!!:thumbsup:
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #248  
AMEN! This is the best thread I've read/followed in quite some time.

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I keep checking this thread several times a week now!:thumbsup:

Edit: I got an error the first time i posted so i retyped a response to only see that my first reply was accepted??? How many years has it been since the software swap? like 4...and were still getting strange things like this and double posts?
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #249  
agreement ending in 2014? so did you agree to something with the burocrat?
 
   / Alien Invasion - I want my pond back ! #250  
agreement ending in 2014? so did you agree to something with the burocrat?

By 2004 I had learned that this pond and a few others in this area were home to water voles.

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These little creatures are now quite rare here, mainly due to the fact that mink find them extremely tasty. Mink have no natural predators here and got into the wild after being released from mink farms. With few rivers in this area, this has become one of their last strongholds while many dedicated people try to trap and remove the mink from other parts.

Anyone who has read or seen "Wind in the willows" will be familiar with "Ratty", who wasn't really a rat but a water vole.

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This has given water voles a high public profile and helped make the pond eligible for restoration under a European environmental scheme. The scheme would pay half the money towards hiring machinery to dredge the pond. Sounded too good to miss, all I had to do to qualify was to carry out the work by 2006 and then leave the pond in it's "natural" state for 10 years from the date of signing, which would take me to 2014.

So I signed up and then ignored the summer-stinky pond for another couple of years.
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