You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when...

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Boondox

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you hear their three children taunting your sheep then watch them jerk spasmodically and scream bloody murder as they make contact with the electric fencing.

City Mom is keeping a very close watch on the Little Darlings now.
 
   / You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when... #2  
you hear their three children taunting your sheep then watch them jerk spasmodically and scream bloody murder as they make contact with the electric fencing.

City Mom is keeping a very close watch on the Little Darlings now.

That better than peeing on the electric fence.
 
   / You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when... #3  
you hear their three children taunting your sheep then watch them jerk spasmodically and scream bloody murder as they make contact with the electric fencing.

City Mom is keeping a very close watch on the Little Darlings now.

For some reason, that brings a very large smile to my face..:) There is nothing better than watching children being educated.
 
   / You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when... #4  
Can't beat hands on training.
 
   / You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when... #5  
Can't beat hands on training.
Oh, and there is nothing more halarious than watching your basic Yuppy Puppy Mom freek out when their bratty kid comes in the house with a good squirt of cat pee down the front of their TJ Max designer tee shirt after squeezing one of those adorable barn kittens just a tad too much.
B John
 
   / You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when... #6  
Oh, and there is nothing more halarious than watching your basic Yuppy Puppy Mom freek out when their bratty kid comes in the house with a good squirt of cat pee down the front of their TJ Max designer tee shirt after squeezing one of those adorable barn kittens just a tad too much.
B John

Or from hugging that strange looking black cat with the white strips down it's back .
 
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Lots of good chuckles here....

Though I am wondering what happened to barn cats ? Do they get Sensitivity Training these days ? The olde tyme ones I knew would (justifiably) take chunks out of anybody who messed around with them !

If they did a quality update of Green Acres, I might actually be tempted to turn on the TV.....

Rgds, D.
 
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For some reason, that brings a very large smile to my face..:) There is nothing better than watching children being educated.

James, the first time I read this I thought you said " there is nothing better than watching children being electrocuted." I thought 'jeez James' ... Then I reread it. Lol.
 
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When the visiting children go inside to pee...........
 

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