You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when...

[Luke'sScreenName]

Y'all realize this thread has turned into a literal pi$$ing contest? Lol. :drink:

 

[Deere Dude]

I constantly will walk past our half bath, out the front, or side door, and move around different areas of the front of our house to pee. Drives my wife insane that I do such a thing. Asks me if I'm civilized, huh, she might have a point...

While in Wisconsin in the winter I would walk out the side door in the garage but had to watch for cars. To keep from a colored puddle by the door I propped up a 10' eve trough so the puddle would at least be 11' from the house.

I guess there are different levels of civilization.

 

[California]

Y'all realize this thread has turned into a literal pi$$ing contest? Lol. :drink:

The internet is like a herd of elephants ...

 

[MossRoad]

The internet is like a herd of elephants ...

The internet is lead by the oldest and largest female?

 

[California]

Thought you were an old timer!

Gene Spafford:

One of my better-known quotes was a 1992 description of Usenet: " Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. "

Nothing much has changed to affect content since then, just the screens are prettier.

 

[dragoneggs]

Have to admit. Peeing outside is one of my truest pleasures. Living outside of town is a godsend.

 

[the old grind]

... it's kinda hard to stop peeing once you start.

Until you get to the age of multiple restarts and more frequent tries ... and you think if you drink less you'll have to go less often ... and your blood pressure and sugar plummet ... and you pass out in the pasture ... and everyone says you need a doctor.

And then you have something to p__ about. :laughing:

 

[TomSeller]

While in Wisconsin in the winter I would walk out the side door in the garage but had to watch for cars. To keep from a colored puddle by the door I propped up a 10' eve trough so the puddle would at least be 11' from the house.

I guess there are different levels of civilization.

Civilized thinking man doesn't get any splatter on himself. The pee flume qualifies assuming the correct elevation and angle. City folk would never think of such things.

Do you have your city visitors use the pee flume?

 

[bcp]

Two boys in the restroom:

"You didn't wash. My mom taught me to always wash afterwards."

"Well, my dad taught me to not pee on my fingers."

 

[turnkey4099]

I'm not too proud to admit that, if I'm wearing trackie-daks or need to have a 3 a.m. leak, I prefer to sit down.

I'm also secure in my masculinity.

Same here. Wife broke me of standing up when she made me clean around the toilet...that stuff splashes.