Are you grateful you are a handyman.....? And has is been worth the time and expense

[dragoneggs]

I miss being able to piss where I wanted, I miss walking up the hill after I got off work and climbing 25ft up a tree and waiting for wildlife, feeling the tree sway in the breeze.

Pretty much a requirement in my book to be able to pee freely outside on your own property. I've told my family that I don't want to leave my place until well after I can't tend to my business by myself. We have talked about a condo down south, at least for the winters, but going off a balcony has risks. Luckily it doesn't get too cold here in the PNW to expose yourself in the winter.

 

[BrokeFarmerJohn]

All I'm saying is, I find myself back at the barn or mowing and I literally have no place to pee other than the house, it's annoying to stop what I'm doing and head to the house or try to ignore it and keep working lol.

 

[dragoneggs]

All I'm saying is, I find myself back at the barn or mowing and I literally have no place to pee other than the house, it's annoying to stop what I'm doing and head to the house or try to ignore it and keep working lol.

Ha ha... all I'm saying is I want to relieve myself outside, period. When your prostate starts sending you more frequent signals, you will understand.

 

[MossRoad]

Pretty much a requirement in my book to be able to pee freely outside on your own property. I've told my family that I don't want to leave my place until well after I can't tend to my business by myself. We have talked about a condo down south, at least for the winters, but going off a balcony has risks. Luckily it doesn't get too cold here in the PNW to expose yourself in the winter.

Florida.... God's waiting room.

 

[MossRoad]

When I was a kid, my aunt and uncle came to visit. My uncle was splitting firewood and drinking beer. I couldn't understand why he came from D.C. to Indiana to split wood. Anyhow, he walks behind the stack of 4' high firewood, downs his beer, opens his pants and starts peeing on the ground. I said "We got two bathrooms inside." He said something to the effect of what you guys are talking about regarding the joys of peeing outside. At the time, I just figured he was drunk. Now that I'm older, I'm sure.

 

[BrokeFarmerJohn]

When I was a kid, my aunt and uncle came to visit. My uncle was splitting firewood and drinking beer. I couldn't understand why he came from D.C. to Indiana to split wood. Anyhow, he walks behind the stack of 4' high firewood, downs his beer, opens his pants and starts peeing on the ground. I said "We got two bathrooms inside." He said something to the effect of what you guys are talking about regarding the joys of peeing outside. At the time, I just figured he was drunk. Now that I'm older, I'm sure.

Lmao.

Well yes, I do enjoy the ability to urinate outdoors without exposing myself to other people BUT I know a few people that tell stories of them walking nude on there property at one point in there lives, either for pleasure or mostly sun bathing.

I should add that to the search criteria of a new house, the ability to urinate with the dogs.

I can almost picture the look of a realtors face when I tell them to find me a house where the restroom is a option and not a requirement.

 

[mike69440]

A great offhand complement is:

"He is a real pain, but he sure knows how to do stuff"

 

[the old grind]

A great offhand complement is:

"He is a real pain, but he sure knows how to do stuff"

So who do you know that knows me??

So if you see that as a compliment and not a caveat ... "nice to meet you." :laughing:

 

[mike69440]

Lmao.

Well yes, I do enjoy the ability to urinate outdoors without exposing myself to other people BUT I know a few people that tell stories of them walking nude on there property at one point in there lives, either for pleasure or mostly sun bathing.

I should add that to the search criteria of a new house, the ability to urinate with the dogs.

I can almost picture the look of a realtors face when I tell them to find me a house where the restroom is a option and not a requirement.

Wow, we sure a bunch of like minded people. Could be the start of another political party.

 

[Teachu2]

Wow, we sure a bunch of like minded people. Could be the start of another political party.

That would be the Libertarians. They want the government to perform the functions listed in the Constitution, and let the citizens live their lives with a minimum of governmental interference.