Righty tighty, lefty loosey

[dougtrr2]

Don't ask the question if you can't stand the answer.

Doug in SW IA

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"It ain't whatcha want that makes you fat, it's whatcha get." My Dad.

 

[Al 2]

Never put off 'till tomorrow what your wife can do today.

If a man says he'll do something, he will. You don't have to remind him every six months.

 

[fidowanttobe]

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that!
George Carlin RIP

 

[RSKY]

Kinda reminds me of a news story a local station ran a few years ago. They were upset because half the area schools were below average.

Don't think they ever figured it out. They are very liberal.

RSKY

 

[check]

Kinda reminds me of a news story a local station ran a few years ago. They were upset because half the area schools were below average. Don't think they ever figured it out. They are very liberal. RSKY

OK, here's one for you. I told my small class of students that every one of them was below average - except me. How is that possible?

 

[LD1]

OK, here's one for you. I told my small class of students that every one of them was beliw average - except me. How is that possible?

Your class only had 1 student

 

[check]

Your class only had 1 student

Nope. There were 10 of them. Plus me, makes 11.

 

[Wagtail]

Nope. There were 10 of them. Plus me, makes 11.

It's because they (the students) had yet to learn anything to bring them up to the average standard; which was you, the instructor, and the subject's content.

Only at the end of the course could they be adjudged.

 

[check]

No, I mean I took all 11 of our IQ scores, added them up, and divided by 11 to get the average. And I was the only one above that average. How is this possible?