I am in the running for a Darwin award...

   / I am in the running for a Darwin award... #11  
That isn't Darwin award stoopid, just face-palm :laughing:
 
   / I am in the running for a Darwin award... #12  
Darwin Awards generally involve somebody dying a painful/embarrassing death. Glad that wasn't the case for you.
 
   / I am in the running for a Darwin award... #14  
We were in funeral procession for daughter's mother-in-law who was Viet Nam vet. Military funeral procession, they gave us all magnetic flags for our vehicles. I completely forgot the aluminum roof. First corner I hear it rolling across the roof. Then explain to the soldier at the military cemetery who shook his head - civilians!!!
 
   / I am in the running for a Darwin award... #16  
Well, it isn't that we are laughing at you. We sure as heck are laughing with you though. I read this one to my wife. :laughing:
 
   / I am in the running for a Darwin award... #17  
Duct Tape fixes everything!!!
 
   / I am in the running for a Darwin award... #18  
I went to use my big plunge router today with a big 1inch spiral bit. Used the dust shroud and big shop vac to control the chips cause I was right at eye level...

Only problem was I accidentally attached the vacuum hose to the outlet (blow side) not the inlet (vacuum side) of the shop vac. It was like a saw dust bomb! :confused3:
 

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