Years ago, a couple of cyclists that used to live on the mountain I lived on used to ride side by side. They would take up the middle of the road on the main road going up the mountain and refused to allow traffic to pass them. Well, one of the firefighters from the towns volunteer fire department ran there new fire truck down the mountain to top it up with diesel.
Was coming back up the first hill and encountered these two yahoos. Couldn`t get around them and bumped the horn. Not realizing that if a certain switch was flipped it activated the lights and sirens as well :laughing: He managed to scare the dickens out of those two byciclists as well has himself.

Said the bikes managed to levitate out of the road :thumbsup: About a year later a police officer handed them fines for causing a car wreck for being in the middle of the lane on a blind corner.