Storm Area 51

[k0ua]

They have all kinds of crowd control weapons, microwave, thumping noise that make you vomit and stuff like that, that I betcha they would be just itching to try in real life. Especially, if it's on their turf.

I have heard of a crowd control device that emits an audio frequency that supposedly will make your sphincter muscle relax... Hello poopy pants.

 

[riptides]

All our secrets come out in time.

Pentagon May Have Released Weaponized Ticks That Helped Spread of Lyme Disease: Investigation Ordered

Non-Lethal Weapons Program > About > Frequently Asked Questions > Active Denial System FAQs

I say storm it and get those illegals out of the country. Send them back!

 

[Industrial Toys]

If it came to fruition, the first thing I would do, is kill cell service. Seeing the reaction to that alone would be worth the price of admission.

They could I.D. virtually everyone there by there cell phones. Charge them all later with Federal crimes. Maybe even Patriot act stuff. Let them try their hand at large scale domestic detention. I think the Government would actually like this. Lots of opportunity to learn.

 

[monkeyduster]

Send in the "Space Force"...

 

[riptides]

Send in the "Space Force"...

That's an excellent idea. A budding requirement is born.

 

[ruffdog]

Gee...a whole bunch of these people out in a desert looking at a secrete base....or...."how do you dry your nuts".

https://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/rural-living/414896-how-do-you-dry-your.html

 

[Wagtail]

When we visited Roswell a while back at the museum there was a busload of tin hat people there.
If there are any entrepreneurs among us, go there day before the appointed date with a tractor trailer load of aluminum foil, sell hats for $10 each.View attachment 613430

Hang on... "Reynolds Wrap" aluminium foil is shiny on both sides!

That would mean that I won't have to 'double up'!

 

[Fuddy1952]

I have heard of a crowd control device that emits an audio frequency that supposedly will make your sphincter muscle relax... Hello poopy pants.

That's the answer. Poopy pants and NO Porta Potties anywhere, not for miles!

 

[Industrial Toys]

The lineups at the little Ale'Inn washrooms would be insane and the TP wouild have run out long ago.

 

[Jstpssng]

I read somewhere that the Air Force put out the 'aliens' story as a coverup for the fatal crash of an experimental, secret plane there. In an era when claimed flying saucers sightings were often in the news.

More relevant to today's news - the true story of a German family who all died of exposure in a remote area near Death Valley. The had a map showing a vast bombing test range as a 'military base'. (China Lake). It was assumed that when their car broke down miles from help, they walked there expecting help from perimeter guards like at a European military base. Instead they found nothing but vast open desert, not even monuments to mark the base border. A determined search-n rescue guy went in years later looking for evidence of what happened and wrote an interesting account of it.

Hope these present idiots don't try sneaking in some back way just to end up like that! It sounds like some of them are flat-earth type personalities and could be stupid enough to try that. In July. In the desert. With the same result.

That's quite a story that you linked to. I haven't through the entire story yet, it's getting past my bed time. Yet it's the kind of thing which I tend to read. SAR people are an amazing group; they are headed out into the woods to find somebody when the rest of us are headed home for supper and a shower.