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What is this world coming to when someone wants crooked cookies more then 2' wide boards..............

They can display a crooked cookie in their foofey apartment. They would not know what to do with a 2 foot wide board. Yes, what is this world coming to?
 
   / Tractors and wood! Show your pics #13,852  
They can display a crooked cookie in their foofey apartment. They would not know what to do with a 2 foot wide board. Yes, what is this world coming to?

If I had a 2’ wide board I’d just cut it into smaller boards. A board that wide is just going to warp.
 
   / Tractors and wood! Show your pics #13,853  
Cookies anyone?? I'm even going to see if I can sell some of these, I see weird stuff for sale at stupid prices, thought I'd give it a try!

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I’ve sold them before and I’ve sold stump cuts before to people to make tables out of. One that I still laugh about, I loaded a 30” pine butt cut in a girls suv. I have no idea how she got it out but she came back and got another one.
 
   / Tractors and wood! Show your pics #13,854  
If I had a 2’ wide board I’d just cut it into smaller boards. A board that wide is just going to warp.

If they warp they can be displayed in a foofey apartment :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
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I致e sold them before and I致e sold stump cuts before to people to make tables out of. One that I still laugh about, I loaded a 30 pine butt cut in a girls suv. I have no idea how she got it out but she came back and got another one.
I'm guessing the same way/reason manhole covers are round, so they can be rolled... Gravity helps her get it out of her SUV and onto her toes, then after hopping around in pain for a few minutes, she can just roll them into her foofoey apartment to make that table (with a slant.)
 
   / Tractors and wood! Show your pics #13,856  
What is this world coming to when someone wants crooked cookies more then 2' wide boards..............

Crooked??? You are calling my deluxe cookies crooked??? Hmmmmm.....
 
   / Tractors and wood! Show your pics #13,857  
^ cookies like those also make great wedding table centerpieces. But beware, thin ones (~1", say) like to crack and split. For my sister-in-laws wedding we made a bunch of those out of some nice black cherry. Had to lay some black epoxy in the cracks and then polyurethane them for long term stability. But I'm sure some wedding divas out there would pay good money for a big box of those shipped right to their door!
 
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For weddings, I cut the cookies elongated...

Once folks see the elongated cookies, they have NO interest in round ones!!

SR
 

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