Sorry guys I blew it yesterday.

[k0ua]

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his A## like a dahlia
the pattern was fine
and the colours divine
but the aroma, alas, was a failure

Did you hear about the young man named Dave?

 

[otlski]

How about the young girl from Wheeling?

 

[kf4uda]

Well Cat_Driver, your man card has been suspended. You will be notified of the parol board meeting.

 

[dragoneggs]

I'm sitting here just shaking my head... I don't know what to say. :confused3:

 

[shovelmike]

It's encouraging to know that the people here enjoy fine poetry.

 

[bunyip]

EVEN though it wasn't iambic pentameter.

 

[shovelmike]

I need to apologize to all the men out there that get off their tractor, sitting in an airconditioned cab, with their favorite tunes on the radio and then convince the wife how hard they worked. Well, yesterday I was in a bind and I needed my wife to bring me debris from one end of the property to me so I could use the excavator and place it in the rented dumpster. That was it, boys. The cat's out of the bag.

She has never driven the tractor yesterday was the first time and she took to it like a fish to water even operating the grapple like a pro.

She climbed out of the tractor with a smile from ear to ear and I knew it was all over for me. My days of moaning and groaning, after working in the tractor convincing her how hard I was working. The first thing she said was WOW that was fun sitting in a cool airconditioned tractor listening to my favorite music..........and then she said it. That's didn't seem like work at all.

Sorry again guys if word gets out it's because of my mistake. I should have jumped from tractor to excavator now my life is ruined. I'll be lucky to ever set foot in that tractor again for her wanting to "volunteer" to help me now.

My tractor is open station, I am still trying to keep secret how much fun it is!

 

[Tinhack]

My tractor is open station, I am still trying to keep secret how much fun it is!

Mine too! My last girl friend couldn't get far enough away from her nail polish to go tractoring.

 

[TractorGuy]

Of course the neighborhood gossip could have a positive effect. Next year all the neighbors might have wives out in the field in their very own cab tractor.

 

[Damifino]

I just think you are over complicating the issue, my wife understands that it can be rough at times and does all she can to help.