just when you thought you knew what stupid was

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   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #751  
Let's see a full mirror shot of yourself and we'll go from there:D

Me, I'm just plain ugly.

Okay, well maybe a really dark room would help us both.
 
   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #752  
I've found that as I get older and uglier it's even easier to flaunt my stupidity. Example (from yesterday):

Me: "Where's my Gatorade? I just had it .. thought I set it down on the bench. .. In the golf cart?"

Gary: "You're holding it."

btw, I took an online IQ test. It said "20 minutes time limit" so I set a timer. I was done in ~8:20 and it said my IQ was 127. I want to think if I'd taken the whole 20 min I still have scored at least 90. Taking my word for that is at worst a forgivably honest mistake.

IMO, "stupid" is never more than someone's opinion, and that's how I get away with playing "That's just me." :)
 
   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #753  
It's nice to know that within the last couple of years, apparently I'm a more safer driver than you according to ovrszd's opinion on his own driving record. Do I actually believe that? No I do not.

My wife has never had ANY ticket violations in her entire life other than one accident where the LEO even told her the other driver had to be speeding. I do joke with her that I've never totaled a car where it was determined I was at fault .

You Sir are delusional. But I already knew that.
 
   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #755  
.... Young people these days. They just don't get it.

Lots of young people from our days are old people now and still don't.
 
   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #757  
You Sir are delusional. But I already knew that.

And yet you busted on Moss for derailing the thread, but did the exact same thing yourself by responding to my post. Go figure...

I'm an idiot at times, but not delusional.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't laugh at anyone else.

Get off your high horse...
 
   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #758  
1 mile over the speed limit is a fishing expedition unless it was a school zone.

In my defense, I looked down at the speedometer when I saw the school sign, and I took it to litterally 25. Learned my lesson, down to 20 now. Since I had a loaded revolver in the car and had a rental vehicle with another states plates, with an East Cost drivers license, the only thing I could do was make small conversation and claim ignorance on not knowing all 6 chambers were illegal to be loaded since the gun wasn't in plain sight (I mean, why would you load a gun with an empty chamber?).

Learned my lesson, know ALL state gun laws inside and out. That said, as mentioned, it was a great learning experience talking to someone who lived there as a young LEO. He was kind of amazed that I would just be out there myself checking everything out because I loved the state's geology.
 
   / just when you thought you knew what stupid was #759  
I guess they were just stupid

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I mean, they must have known the risks they were taking. Young people these days. They just don't get it.

Look at the University parties going on at the start of this month. Univeristy has a massive outbreak of COV19, University now sends all kids home for online learning, and they still have to pay the full tuition.

50k a year to learn online????
 
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