What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[dnw64]

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch!

To me, this is one of the most fundamental principles of human (OK, any) life. And yet it seems the most neglected, at least in modern US politics. Please - no political responses, that's not my intention, just stating what I believe is a fact.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Woman who fly airplane upside down bound to have crack up. Confucius.

 

[Big Barn]

TANSTAAFL.mp4 - YouTube

 

[sixdogs]

"Things are never as bad as they seem or as good as they look"

 

[denchen]

He was more useless than a one legged man in a arse kicking contest. Or as my Grandad, a retired farmer would say...Why is it that things only seem to break when I decide I want to use them or On a wet night. I can earn more whilst I`m in my bed than I can during the working day. [He said his cabbages etc would grow more] and on a still wet day he would tell me to go and sit in a cabbage field and you can hear them growing.

 

[Jstpssng]

According to a former coworker who was also a hard core Dead Head- Jerry Garcia, after waking up from a diabetic coma; "Being in a coma is like; weird".

 

[PILOON]

Woman who fly airplane upside down bound to have crack up. Confucius.

WOW, that's an oldie, long time no hear.

 

[Fuddy1952]

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ********."
---W.C.Fields

 

[/pine]

WOW, that's an oldie, long time no hear.

Not that long...LoL...see #3550...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

WOW, that's an oldie, long time no hear.

Only us old timers remember those; then there's the elephant jokes, little moron jokes, short story jokes (Antlers in the treetops by Whogoost Damoose), and I can probably think of some others.