What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[DaveNJ]

We don't spik wit no NJ accent up heah.

(well, maybe 'cept my sister-in-law; got MY woman pretty well trained)

My contracts professor in law school kept TINSTAAFL (there is no such thing as a free lunch) displayed on the blackboard. His name was Farifax Leary. Folks named "Fairfax" don't use "ain't".

 

[Hay Dude]

“ Use your head for something other than a hat rack “ :laughing:

 

[/pine]

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
~Mark Twain~

 

[Howling]

(all other ethnicity's included)

Equal Opportunity Bigot - will insult anyone.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Thirty days has Septober, April, June and No Wonder. All the rest have 31, except Grandma, and she smokes a pipe". Mutt & Jeff.

 

[bunyip]

It's like pushing on a rope.

pushing s##t uphill
herding cats

 

[Frankenkubota]

Here’s an old one

What’s the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

The introvert stares at his shoes when he’s talking to you.

The extrovert stares at Your shoes when he is talking to you.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"I'll get you, me pretty, and your little dog too!"

 

[/pine]

What Have We Learned in 2,064 years?

"The budget should be balanced,
the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced,
the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled,
and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed
lest Rome become bankrupt.
People must again learn to work,
instead of living on public assistance."

~Cicero~ (55 BC)

 

[dnw64]

About 35 years ago we had an old codger working for us and I have never forgot two of his favorite expressions:

YOU can be replaced with a rubber stamp!

The frost is on the pumpkin this mornin'!