/pine
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LoL...The sign on the club house is made from a pallet...it says "Here's our sign"...:laughing:
Pallets in fields
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buckeyefarmer
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Diggin It
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Maybe you can't fix stupid, but you can put it on a stack of pallets and store it up high.
lilranch2001
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FYI...I have a sense of humor that is as sharp as an obsidian scalpel...it's documents in a twisted way here...
FYI...I don't recall calling anyone stupid...I have said on numerous occasions that there are a few (hardly a large number) people that bring up this thread with stupid attempts to say something stupid under the guise of humor...and all that is apparent in replies is just other stupid comments...the thread has become a club house for a small group of wit wannabes that only know one joke..."PULL MY FINGER"...!
What's funny is how vindictive the club members get when I point this out...:laughing:
IMO "silly humor" is an oxymoron...look up the definition of the word "silly"...it does not mean funny or humorous...but the comments are "silly" and it fits as a description of both the comments and the peeps responsible...
My suggestion is to come up with something that is actually funny (and original) and post it in an appropriate thread...there is nothing funny or humorous about pallets...just the people that think there is...duh!
Sad........ AND humorless
Fuddy1952
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Dear Lord!
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goeduck
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Now be serious ....
buckeyefarmer
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Two men are sitting on the train
One is very well educated and sophisticated and the other is a sad, simple minded alcoholic.
As the train journey is extremely long and there is nothing else to do, the well educated man decides to entertain himself by playing a game with the alcoholic.
The well educated man says “Let’s play a game! We’ll ask each other questions, when I ask you a question and you don’t know the answer, you have to give me a dollar. But when you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you one hundred dollars!” The simple minded man agrees to play.
“What’s the capital of Kuwait?”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
“What is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
“How many species of Dolphins are there?”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
The simple minded man then gets to ask his question.
“Horns on its head and horns on its ***, what is it?”
The well educated man gets taken aback as he doesn’t know the answer. He gets frustrated and starts thinking, he spends the next several hours contemplating all the possibilities but he still can’t come up with anything.
“This is a stupid game anyway! Here’s the hundred dollars, I don’t care anymore! Just hurry up and tell me what the **** has horns on its head and horns on its ass”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
One is very well educated and sophisticated and the other is a sad, simple minded alcoholic.
As the train journey is extremely long and there is nothing else to do, the well educated man decides to entertain himself by playing a game with the alcoholic.
The well educated man says “Let’s play a game! We’ll ask each other questions, when I ask you a question and you don’t know the answer, you have to give me a dollar. But when you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you one hundred dollars!” The simple minded man agrees to play.
“What’s the capital of Kuwait?”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
“What is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
“How many species of Dolphins are there?”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
The simple minded man then gets to ask his question.
“Horns on its head and horns on its ***, what is it?”
The well educated man gets taken aback as he doesn’t know the answer. He gets frustrated and starts thinking, he spends the next several hours contemplating all the possibilities but he still can’t come up with anything.
“This is a stupid game anyway! Here’s the hundred dollars, I don’t care anymore! Just hurry up and tell me what the **** has horns on its head and horns on its ass”
“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”
2LaneCruzer
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FYI...I have a sense of humor that is as sharp as an obsidian scalpel...it's documents in a twisted way here...
FYI...I don't recall calling anyone stupid...I have said on numerous occasions that there are a few (hardly a large number) people that bring up this thread with stupid attempts to say something stupid under the guise of humor...and all that is apparent in replies is just other stupid comments...the thread has become a club house for a small group of wit wannabes that only know one joke..."PULL MY FINGER"...!
What's funny is how vindictive the club members get when I point this out...:laughing:
IMO "silly humor" is an oxymoron...look up the definition of the word "silly"...it does not mean funny or humorous...but the comments are "silly" and it fits as a description of both the comments and the peeps responsible...
My suggestion is to come up with something that is actually funny (and original) and post it in an appropriate thread...there is nothing funny or humorous about pallets...just the people that think there is...duh!
"Since the first couple of pages it's mostly been about people that think something is funny but in reality it's just plain stupid...
Obviously there are several peeps that think stupidity is humorous...they are just too stupid to realize the fact that it's not... "
