You know you are getting older when....2

[two_bit_score]

Reopening a good thread that got locked.


You remember the old Mike Persia Chev. Commercials:


Mike Persia Radio Jingle - YouTube

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[the old grind]

"Nobody beats a Bob Catterson deal .. noobody."

"Mother please! I'd rather do it myself."

 

[user.69169]

Blue Whale strike, man de harpoon gun.

Sure hope we find out bout dem Athabaskan kids.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

You remember these:

Little Moron jokes:

Why did the little moron drive his truck off the cliff? To try out his new air brakes.

Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock Knock. Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams I love you...

Elephant Jokes:

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

 

[tallyho8]

when you can remember some of the playground versions of Popeye the Sailorman. Many can't be repeated here.

 

[Diggin It]

2? More like 4 or 5.


... if you can remember the first one.

 

[drssg]

when you can remember some of the playground versions of Popeye the Sailorman. Many can't be repeated here.

I must have lived a sheltered life. I don't know what you're talking about.

I do remember a slight variant on the "Daniel Boone" theme song that can't be repeated here.

 

[LS Tractor Owner]

Moss, how can you use an apostrophe on your iPad posts? I get gibberish. Im using the Safari browser.

----- JethroB....

My IPad used to do the same thing... use an apostrophe and it goes all crazy!

The solution: go into settings, under 'general'. Then go down to 'keyboards'.
Under keyboards, turn off "auto correction", turn off "smart punctuation", and turn off "." Shortcut.

That will stop the crazy figures and symbols from showing up. Hope this helps you out....

 

[Diggin It]

I remember a version of 'on top of old smokey' using spaghetti and meatballs.

 

[Jstpssng]

You remember these:

Little Moron jokes:

Why did the little moron drive his truck off the cliff? To try out his new air brakes.

Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock Knock. Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla my dreams I love you...

Elephant Jokes:

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? They hide pretty well, don't they!

I know a couple of Popeye jokes which could get me banned; also at least one Daniel Boone song.