Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #142  
My grandma Sofie (Norway) always said, "Wish in one hand, and crap in the other. And see what you get most of!".
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #143  
The one thing my Granddad said I'll never forget. He saw my young cousin picking his nose, and he said "The man you're making those pills for is dead!".
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #144  
And this:
 

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   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #145  
My Ex GFs Doctor Told her: "You're Either a Nose Picker Or a Liar"

Ever read a TBN Home/Shop electrical related thread?.

The New Riddle has to Be : How Many TBNers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #146  
A bit heavy for a holiday but.....


Never doubt what a small group of concerned citizens can accomplish....indeed, its the only thing that ever has.

Margate Mead......not an antipodean, an anthropologist

happy easter etc etc
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #147  
If they can't beat you, they will attempt to silence you.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #149  
"Isn't it disappointing when you work hard all your life to climb the ladder of success, only to find out when you get to the top that the ladder was on the wrong wall?"
 

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