What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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One of my actual favorite sayings has always been (see early posts in this thread) " If you hear hooves...think horses not zebras"...but it's no so in Maryland...!

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[Creamer]

"Shut up and eat your snowshoes'

b\By Jack Bennies writers.
Had the LOL, great book, that I lent but never was returned.

Some of you guys make me feel very young. Thanks!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Happiness is a brown gravy stain on a brown dress." Totie Fields

 

[drssg]

Confession may be good for the soul, but it's a hot lead enema to a marriage.

I heard that on Two and a Half Men.

 

[MoKelly]

Has anyone ever seen this sign before?
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If only that was true!

MoKelly

 

[Wagtail]

I know it’s fall but maybe we should print this out and put on the fridge? Of course if you’re cleaning out stalls all day, dirt is NOT going to be what you smell like.
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Think globally Mate... it's Spring down here.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Why is a divorce like a tornado in Oklahoma? Because you know someone is going to lose a trailer house.

 

[MoKelly]

You can’t hide your lying eyes.

- heard that song on the radio today.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

You can’t hide your lying eyes.

- heard that song on the radio today.

And your smile is a thin disguise.

 

[Frankenkubota]

another home grown saying....i think.

it's not the one who dies with the most toys who wins, it's the one who dies with the most/best stories......


class......class

 

[Frankenkubota]

another home grown saying....i think.

it's not the one who dies with the most toys who wins, it's the one who dies with the most/best stories......


class......class

and with that in mind

on your tombstone there will be 2 dates and....

the only thing that matters is the dash between them.

i heard that on a kevin welsh song

 

[Fuddy1952]

A tombstone I saw:
"See, I told you I was sick".

 

[BravoXray]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Creamer]

No good deed goes unpunished.

How can anybody like something so negative?

 

[Redlands Okie]

Not have to like it, just beware and prepared

 

[BravoXray]

How can anybody like something so negative?

Personal experience.

 

[Cougsfan]

I had a coworker say to me one time, "Ain't it a ***** when you slowly but surely climb that ladder of success all the way to the top.... only to find the ladder is on the wrong wall!"

 

[dnw64]

I had a coworker say to me one time, "Ain't it a ***** when you slowly but surely climb that ladder of success all the way to the top.... only to find the ladder is on the wrong wall!"

I thought he was going to say "... only to find that the ladder was installed upside down!".

 

[goeduck]

Cookie Monster

 

[beowulf]

Just came across this:
"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience". Mark Twain