Can someone translate this?

orezok · Nov 1, 2021

jaxs · Nov 1, 2021

Here you go in Swhili which is author's native language.
Kamwe usitumie mguu wako mpya wa ngazi wazi katika mvua kubwa

CH4Ohio · Nov 1, 2021

LOL! I think I might have some of that swirlqueasiness after helping a friend dig some ditches yesterday resulting in bodily damnify . . .

lman · Nov 2, 2021

I was going to ask what the instructions were for but it sounded like it could be some kind of adult toy.

LD1 · Nov 2, 2021

lman said:
I was going to ask what the instructions were for but it sounded like it could be some kind of adult toy.

Well since you was going to as but didnt...I guess I'll step up....

What kind of device is that sticker on?

bmg88201 · Nov 2, 2021

Ha, this is too funny !! This must be the result of home school virtual learning during the supposed pandemic. What’s coming is the dumbest generation the planet has ever seen. I too, would like to know what these instructions were for. I think I would take Ivermectin before using it, lol.

k0ua · Nov 2, 2021

orezok said:

Instructions for use

This machine is to be used by only one person at a time

When exercising on this machine if the user experiences any vertigo or chest discomfort or pain, consult with a doctor at once.

This machine should be installed on a clean level surface, and not near a body of water or outdoors.

When using this machine the user should dress appropriately including proper footwear (gym shoes). The user should also do some warm up exercises prior to use.

Don't try to use this machine for some non intended purpose.

Using this machine for a non intended purpose could result in injury to the user, or damage to the fitness machine.

Before use make sure the machine is level and solid.

For best results, consult the advice of a professional coach.

k0ua · Nov 2, 2021

There, that is what I think it means in "Chinglish". Or pretty close to the original meaning.

Captain Dirty · Nov 2, 2021

k0ua said:
There, that is what I think it means in "Chinglish". Or pretty close to the original meaning.

1. Spoilsport! (Sardonic Grin)

2. You have played directly into the hand of the Chinese and provided for free an idiomatic English translation that would have cost them more money.