Can someone translate this?

[LD1]

If that is indeed chenglish....

I gotta give them Chinese credit.

They speak way better English than I can speak Chinese.

 

[oosik]

I think it's a machine that I might want to avoid. Until I get some kind of verification of k0ua's translation.

 

[ruffdog]

The dumbing down of society is progressing nicely................

 

[the old grind]

When equipping our kids is more important than educating them.

 

[BackRoad]

I think they're my new favorite words!

Can't wait to use them in conversation with my wife...

When I take her over high bridges, she gets swirlqueasiness and I get damnified!

 

[Oaktree]

The dumbing down of society is progressing nicely................

I don't know about that, you almost need a degree in computer science to operate a lot of modern technology.
As far as operating manuals, assembly instructions, etc. go I don't think they're any worse today than they were 50 years ago. The example from the OP is strictly a translation issue between 2 languages that are night and day as far as sentence structuring, etc. Certainly funny to read, but no worse than an American tourist in a foreign country trying to communicate using an English-to-(insert language here)-book.