Horses=ranches. Christmas tree= plantation or orchard. Dogs=kennels or breeders. People using language incorrectly repeatedly does not make them correct.
12500 bottles of strawberry 'wine'? Is that the entire sales in the US for a year? Wine is made from grapes. Also, sales revenue does not equal net profit.
Selling strawberry wine should get you prison time. 1 year for abusing the language and 20 for contributing to the delinquency of minors.
Sarcasm may be present, if you are allergic to sarcasm or any of the ingredients in sarcasm, I am truly sorry, as far as you know.